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braid.bsky.social
cunning vision of love
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submitted 4 days ago • 26 comments

Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

submitted 20 days ago • 17 comments

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

submitted 35 days ago • 81 comments

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

opening the drawer to fish out the mickey mouse cock ring

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

thank you for playing big weed @snowingtheband.bsky.social

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

i’m not saying she shouldn’t be but it’s kinda nuts barbara walters is still alive. i just googled it while writing this to check and it turns out she’s not, but im already at the end of this post. rest in peace barbara walters

submitted 84 days ago • 29 comments

can't murder for money anymore because woke

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

excuse me?

submitted 100 days ago • 28 comments

point break ass press release

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 123 days ago • 16 comments

Mahomes ain’t been this scared since trump almost got shot

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

pitching square enix on a kingdom hearts remake series with the gimmick of a diverging metanarrative where goofy stays dead

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

SEAN EVANS: so tell us about this exciting new project of yours KARL MARX, SWEATING: well sean i have to say im just really stoked to share this essay that i think makes a strong case for my claims about historical materialism and—WHEW that’s spicy oh man how do you guys EAT this stuff haha—

submitted 149 days ago • 11 comments

Children of Plenty (Russia 1953) Cinematography by Mikhail Kalatozov Directed by Aleksandr Khanzhonkov

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 184 days ago • 88 comments

the suspect list narrows to 700+

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

the dead healthcare ceo's kid can now follow batman's story arc if they want to

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

I've started a new routine of watching videos of fish jumping out of the water and swallowing low flying birds as a way to keep me humble and alert.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

it's tuesday evening and we're korean

submitted 204 days ago • 145 comments

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

just tricked a girl into going to see the blood brothers reunion show by telling her it was the guy from fleet foxes old band

submitted 205 days ago • 1 comment

me when my girl takes her top off

submitted 208 days ago • 60 comments

every son of an eagles fan knows you can get pretty anything you want from your dad after a big birds win

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

found this months ago and have been dwelling on its implications ever since

submitted 217 days ago • 167 comments

Here’s an old photoshop I did of the Geico Gecko holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of of Fight Club. I made it for no reason and it took a very long time.

submitted 218 days ago • 25 comments

10 movie characters to get to know me 1. The Joker (Heath Ledger) 2. Drive Guy 3. The Joker (Joaquin Phoenix from Joker 1 ONLY) 4. The Joker (Jack Nichols) 5. The Godfather 6. Fight Club Guys (Both of them 😉) 7. The Joker (Jared Leto) 8. Donnie Darko 9. Master Chief 10. The Joker (Nurse Outfit)

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

very well spotted

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

being a regular at a coffee shop is neat because one day you learn that someone you saw all the time isn't working there anymore because they got caught stealing oat milk again

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

everyone knows the two places best known for producing clam soups are the entire region of new england and the island of manhatten

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submitted 220 days ago • 1 comment

zines rule

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

streak broken

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

when I was in high school, I once saw my friend's 22 year old brother tear up to the song My Own Worst Enemy by Lit because it "described his life perfectly"

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

the trilogy is complete

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

church is going to learn "go woke go broke"

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

Campus free speech sucked me off???

submitted 600 days ago • 2 comments

who gives a shit about our wedding photos. we need the wall space for a painting of my favorite employee and also one of my favorite math formulas

submitted 602 days ago • 0 comments

in solidarity with the people of gaza, my home will not be giving out candy tonight. instead, the children who ring my doorbell will be TREATED to pamphlets about how the evils of settler colonialism TRICK us all.

submitted 603 days ago • 0 comments

I was going to make a scooby doo got woke joke but i remembered woke scooby doo was an actual hbo show where they wouldn't let there be a dog in the show because Velma was too gay or something

submitted 604 days ago • 0 comments