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Having a dirty mind is a curse. All this lady was talking about on this video was how her shirt gets stained and I couldn’t help but think “Yeah I’ll stain your shirt…”. Look I’m not proud of this, ok?! Get off my back! Yeah girl get on there DAMMIT!!

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A lot of people make fun of modern music calling it “coworker music” and stuff but…like it’s not that bad. It’s not my favorite but it’s not terrible. Very neutral and inoffensive. Maybe that’s the whole point of the coworker stuff. It just kinda is. #MusicSky

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Ya know what overthinking/perseverating is like? It’s like a segment on #AEW. My head’s like #MJF cutting a promo that gets more intense as it goes on while I’m like #OrangeCassidy just chillin and vibin. But the promo is so intense that it even starts getting to my chill/dope self.

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Look I get it ya gotta be professional but if I read one more bio of a possible therapist that uses the saME FREAKIN LANGUAGE AS THE LAST ONE I’M GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL! Just once I wanna read one like “Yo ima be real. You’re probably screwed up. Let’s clear away them cobwebs, boys.”

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I don’t know if I have OCD (it would make way too much sense) but I looked up some ways to deal with it and it’s already clicking. The perseveration has got pretty bad lately.

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Was about to post something about #EthanPage leaving #AEW for #WWE but really who am I to say anything about something I don’t know anything about. #WrestlingSky

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I’m trying to figure out a piece of local history but it’s not adding up. Taking applications for a Watson to my proverbial Sherlock

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I don’t know if I have OCD but I love getting obsessed with stuff I’m fascinated about. On the other hand I hate getting obsessed by stuff I’m horrified by

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Because I have absolutely nothing better to do I’ve been researching Chicago mob stuff and I’ve never had more fun in my entire goddamn life

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Love how #AEW is finally posting older full matches to their YouTube channel. Bout damn time. #WrestlingSky

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High ho high ho off to twerk she goes

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Look I know this isn’t that big of a deal but I freakin hate when people on YouTube tell me I’m doing something wrong in that Mr. Beast-level voice. Screw you, Crispin. I’ll make toast however I damn well please.

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In a perfect world I’d randomly come across someone I already know on a dating app and it’d be golden. But alas that’s not how that works

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Trump has made political discourse so much worse, man. I firmly believe if he wasn’t president people wouldn’t get as angry

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Kinda jealous of musicians. Some of them can look at a piece of written music like a painting. Each note is like a brush stroke.

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It’s ok if it takes a bit longer to process through stuff. Think through it but take breaks along the way. You’ll drive yourself bonkers if ya don’t. Trust me on this.

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Watching an episode of the old television show #TheOuterLimits where a presidential candidate is replaced by a foreign spy after he injected himself with this serum that makes it possible for him to change what he looks like. Now I’m no conspiracy theorists but…

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Dude this brought me right back to school where our library was filled with these posters

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Reminder that that Trump cheated and Democrats let it happen.

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I hope to meet this man one day. Thank you for rockin it @govpritzker.illinois.gov

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Hey #MusicSky Overall, what are your thoughts on jazz music? I’m reading a bit about it and my interest is piqued.

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Ever get into one of those moods where nothing you try watching grabs you? What’s your go-to thing to watch just to pass some time?

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Every #CreepCast fan today

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Some stuff just makes ya go huh…

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Just had possibly one of the smartest ideas I think I’ve ever had. I tend to get hyper-focused on stuff and it drives me absolutely insane. I think I may be slightly OCD. Like, I don’t have any rituals or anything like that, but it would be too perfect.

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Was watching the #JohnCena pipebomb promo and was kinda diggin it. I was thinkin hey maybe I can get into #WWE. Then he said one of their big upcoming shows is in Saudi Arabia and was like eh I’m good. #WrestlingSky

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Caroline Peyton - Call Of The Wild [USA, Folk/Rock] (1977) https://redd.it/1hrh9h4 https://youtu.be/jUkkDay4aZw

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You know you’re from the Midwest if you’re always talking about the weather and there’s no pleasing you about it.

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Once #Saraya joins BlueSky she’s totally gonna follow me. Then fall in love with me. Then we’ll totally make-out. I’m sorry this is dumb. I shouldn’t have posted this. Way too obvious. My bad. #AEW

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Ever get into one of those moods where nothing you try watching grabs you? What’s your go-to thing to watch just to pass some time?

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Hey #MusicSky Overall, what are your thoughts on jazz music? I’m reading a bit about it and my interest is piqued.

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