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brandi-rene.swifties.social
31 || alaskan|| childless dog lady 🐶 || swiftie 🫶🏻|| elder emo 🖤 || vinyl collector 🎵|| horror hound 👻|| go birds 💚🦅
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A little piece of my soul dies every time I see someone say they don’t like Ed’s verse on End Game.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m taking it as a personal attack from the universe that my grocery store of choice is out of my variety pack of popcorners 😐

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I may be an adult but I still have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. Just riding on vibes and trying my best out here.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Was forced to do something outside and now I’m sweaty and sticky and it’s going to be everyone’s problem.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Hymn to the Sea from the Titanic soundtrack is one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever written and this is a hill I will absolutely die on.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

People rave about body scrubs and African net sponges but I feel like they don’t do enough for me. Apparently I just need to be using sandpaper in the shower.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

What color smoke do we use for this?

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

“I miss when you were fun.” You miss when I was in the worst place mentally I’ve ever been? When I was constantly binge drinking to run from what I wasn’t ready to face? When I was careless to the point of constantly putting myself in danger? When I was downright mean? What a weird thing to say.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I just wanna know what I did in a past life to be cursed with being straight bc there is no shot this punishment is equal to the crime 😭

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

My sincerest apologies to the bird who flew into my window. It’s really my bad for putting it there. Also a second set of sincere apologies for scaring the hell out of you when I came to make sure you were alive. I’m glad we both survived the ordeal.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I know that it’s totally make sense and isn’t that long of a wait but at the same time what do you mean it’s going to take my birth control until the 1st to get to Alaska from California 😀 as Creed foretold, I’m six feet from the edge.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Don’t mind me just casually gonna stand six inches from the tv screen while I find something to watch. It’s totally because I want to be this close and not at all because I have to for screen reading purposes 🙂

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

….hear me out

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

In hindsight I think it was a flashing neon sign that I had a touch of the dyslexia when I was running around mispronouncing words like chekain (keychain) and paw nelish (nail polish) as a child.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How is my lip gloss supposed to be cool or poppin under these circumstances?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Cracking open a nice can of SpaghettiOs with meatballs to take the edge off 🙂‍↕️

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Over five and a half hours total time spent on hold. All for me to be hand waved away and given ZERO answers to my questions by someone unnecessarily bitchy. The way that I am shaking with rage.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I think the amount of stress I’ve endured dealing with Walgreens has shortened my life significantly more than any bad habit ever could.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The screech that left my body over that comment from Travis on that post about Taylor. I’m so happy for our girl 🤭🥰

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Being trapped on hold with the pharmacy forever only to be booted out to a call center that has no idea what’s happening directly in my local branch so they can’t answer my questions and I get hung up on when they try to transfer me to said branch has me ready to throw myself into the sun.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I missed signed Sabrina CDs? Oh, I hate today 😀

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I’m out of sugar free vanilla syrup for my coffee. How could I sabotage myself by putting the empty container back in the cabinet like this 😭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

On day four without having my birth control and the very irritable to deeply sad mood swings are starting to kick in. I’m one step away from turning into a human wrecking ball with a sad face drawn on it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s too damn early go be seeing think pieces about things that don’t actually matter at all. Have you ever considered that nit picking at every tiny detail isn’t helpful?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments