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brandonfaarup.bsky.social
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Soooo immigration is ok as long as they pay the orange Cheeto… wake up republicans. He grifted the F out of you morons.

Dear whatever gods could be real… and Anonymous… we could use a hand. Thanks ❤️

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Im in.

You’re getting exactly what you deserve based on your vote. Enjoy.

I voted, and not for the orange Cheeto and his South African puppet master

Love you Canada. We’re not all looking to be enemies. Thank you for resisting!

Resist!

Indeed. Please follow the chart and keep your distance.

IN RBG WE TRUST!

Look he’s headed back to Texas after abandoning us during a mega snow storm. Which he later blamed his child for because SHE wanted to go to Mexico… oh no wait he always looks like a weasel nvm.

Ugh time to get out the margaritaville machine. I’ll need this on tap. No time to prep.

lol the shock and awe I just don’t feel is astounding.

Just another CEO getting rich off the backs of others. Stop helping these scum suckers.

I had a big lunch. Huge in fact. I’m a breatharian. I absorb nutrients from the atmosphere and sun light. Thanks though.

Catholic hospitals with debt collecting departments… we’re looking at you first….

I saw nothing. Even if I did. I was temporarily blind and rendered insane by pollution. Oh… no we played monopoly all day. You know how long that game can take to crush the will of the other players while you drain their accounts…. Blind and deaf other than that though.

Do it. Come on Joe sign that executive order!

Haha friends! We meet at last!

Im sorry no receipt no return. Must be new, unused and contain the original packaging.

Nobody in my family gets to raise their hand. You all suck.

To the Internet company that provides him his service… are you proud of yourself?

But… all those random pics people send me need a home…

Soo the plan is to hate everyone and alienate all allies domestic and international. I mean Denmark is arming Greenland… the happiest people on EARTH are over our shit and it hasn’t even really started yet. Denmark can I have citizenship? My family is from there. I can’t help they came here. Please!

Im sorry… head wha?

Im taking applications for this vacancy in my life. Please read the advert below lol.