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Space lawyer!

Awwww yeah

#COYG

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

We have gone too far in indulging people's belief in astrology, tarot cards, etc. They're all stupid. You're not being a Scorpio you're just a jerk.

YALLLLLLLL open.spotify.com/track/4Sxh3F...

Look, you big pathetic baby. You can drive your car. To access one small part of NYC by car, you have to pay slightly more than the amount those of us who ride the subway do to take a round trip. Stop crying, Sean Duffy. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

GUNNERS

#COYG

How well is congestion pricing doing? Very.

My contribution to the birth rates discourse, as someone who lives directly below an apartment with multiple small children, is that we should be doing way more to discourage people from having kids

how come these guys are always so concerned about nose ring sophomores and never the Industrial Rape Factories and drug trafficking hubs that are fraternities in the South?

I do think it's worth marking and remembering that these people were willing to tolerate everything we've experienced since January and more provided it didn't disrupt the economy.

Wall Street guys who voted for Trump rn

I have to be honest. I think the people in power are so stupid, sheltered and insane that there's no real overriding goal or strategy to any of this.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

Don't bring this evil on me

god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"

Ralph Fiennes: Can't believe I lost another fucking Oscar! His wife: It's an inanimate fucking object! Ralph Fiennes: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

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Allegory alert!

Now that we've dealt with Drake...we must have justice for Greg Olsen not calling this game. Also if Trump's skybox exploded

Subway could bring back Jared and this would still be the worst of the night

I know this is the very smallest problem anyone is having today but if a company makes you download their app, and then that app sends you back to their website, you should be able to bonk the CEO on the head one time.

Hale End

If you enjoyed your Vampire Weekend, thank a Vampire Union

If Mahomes hits we're officiated like Cam Newton hits, he'd be out for the next two years.

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If he had come in to office with this as the bar and achieved any of it he would be president still but he and the democrats did nothing of the sort.

this is well done www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Just continues to be remarkable. No traffic heading out of the Holland or Lincoln Tunnel at evening rush hour on a Thursday. 💀 Time to expand the zone to include the BQE btw!

We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.

Happy New Year!

UHC shooter being insanely Median Voter shows that the refusal of the 2020-2024 Democrats to seize on the deep bipartisan fury against the health insurance system continues to be a massive, massive own-goal

Do it man it's a great read

NYPD better put 10x as much resources on finding these scumbag killers as they did for that other shooter

there are uncle baby billys everywhere with those who have eyes to see

How fascinating to be a Leftist in the mind of a reactionary centrist! We are simultaneously so powerful that we are the only reason people turn Republican and Democrats lose elections, yet somehow never powerful enough to merit an attempt by the Democrats to woo us and thus win said elections.

There is no greater indictment of our political media than the continued employment of this person.

I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend

Quite frankly, a lot of feminist/progressive dialogue is mean-spirited and dismissive. I've almost exclusively consumed progressive media my entire life, which means I've read over and over again that I'm entitled, arrogant, mediocre, and too privileged to have real problems. It's tiring.