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The official gif accompanying posts white gay guys should've kept to themselves

Sci Fi media has given me the mistaken impression that starships do a bit of flying around before exploding

One time I heard this lady on a podcast who was all about transcendental meditation bristle at one of the hosts criticizing capitalism

So many dudes have embraced being a piece of shit so hard they can't even rein it in when it could mean their job

Hang on. Revisiting this. If you can blow up those onboard the starship with enough force, maybe you can get some of their particles on Mars? Maybe that counts? I'm no rocketologist (Rocketeer?).

I have no control over the sounds I make when I accidentally drop, spill, or bump into things and lately I've taken on a straight up Homer Simpson "d'oh" but without the d sound.

The Rock's makeup in Smashing Machine doesn't make him look like Mark Kerr. It makes him look like a roided up Dick Tracy villain.

Contemplating a move into one of the small handful of Bluesky video content creators. I do have a funny character in mind. The working class centrist neoliberal.

Gonna say it again. A party without ideological alignment is functionally worthless. A big tent is only useful for circuses.

One of the funniest ideas people share is that it takes a massive nefarious international conspiracy to make people dislike the Democratic Party

Cool that bombing hospitals is just a thing you do now. Should we retire the word "atrocity"? Everything is just a legitimate military action now.

I don't understand. How are we supposed to explode our way to Mars?

It's rare but I wince when I see British pride from a supposed leftist. I loathe my country for its repulsive history and if Brits don't get that, I don't get them.

Fuck this piece of shit into the sun

Every experiment where they housed homeless people and gave them a bit of money has ended with them turning their lives around but a thorough social safety net is a pipe dream and some people just want to be poor.

The Rock's makeup in Smashing Machine doesn't make him look like Mark Kerr. It makes him look like a roided up Dick Tracy villain.

A lot of people would be sentenced to death in a Nuremberg type trial regarding Gaza, but wishing death on these same people will get you in trouble. Moderation is anti-justice.

The war proceeding with bipartisan approval is broadly unpopular in the country. I fucking love democracy.

Guys Democrats make a lot of money off of eternal war. Do you really want them to make less? Okay, Trump.

No one is trying to distract you from anything. They're just doing a bunch of abhorrent shit to make a quick buck and they don't care about the consequences.

Too many are not so much people as they are meme folders, occasionally spilling their contents into posts

It's important the country with hundreds of unsanctioned nukes gets to attack the country that might theoretically have one some day in the future if allowed

Worthless fucking party of shitty complicit losers

Pack the supreme court... Into a shipping container and drop it into the ocean.

"I can accept the most vile bigotry imaginable posted by avowed fascists, but I draw the line at criticizing me."

If my life had a soundtrack, it'd be a continuous dirty Stooges inspired riff

Uuuuuuuhhhhhh did something happen or what?

"These guys are doing illegal things and no one will stop them." "Well let's get some guns and-" "That's illegal."

If we have a Senate Parliamentarian, does England have a Parliamentary Senator?

It is I, the Alt Senate Parliamentarian

I love how Elijah Wood looks like a weird little guy who's into ghosts and that's exactly who he is

Why turn off replies when I can turn them into a block trap for people with unhelpful perspectives?

YouTube really thinks I'm the type of dude who'd wear a cloak

Recent liberal convert to "leftism" trying to own me by taking my sarcasm as sincerity

Cuomo's base seems to be affluent creatures whose only words in defense of him are screeches of support for Israel before fluttering away on bat wings