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Illustrating designer drawing your pets. 70s rock. SP. bluejunedestroyer. They/she. Fancier of spooky things. Gamer. Mama. Han shot first.
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Feels timely to be playing FFVII all over again for the zillionth time and realising that yes, Barret is right: the planet is dying.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Me, after reading Twitter for a few minutes:

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

submitted 707 days ago • 56 comments

Still checks out.

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

I guess this is where I now come to cry. And tell all my gripes about my extended family.

submitted 685 days ago • 1 comment

"Make my words"

submitted 689 days ago • 115 comments

Oh shit, it’s me.

submitted 689 days ago • 0 comments

banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"

submitted 705 days ago • 35 comments

Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid

submitted 706 days ago • 17 comments

Grink sighting in the wild.

submitted 711 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still over at the Bad Place™️ out of spite.

submitted 711 days ago • 0 comments

I was thinking about this old piece I wrote for Gawker today, and have decided that King Charles, unlike his mother, could identify Mario. https://www.gawker.com/celebrity/which-famous-old-people-could-identify-mario

submitted 713 days ago • 5 comments

Fuck fuck they're trying to make it look fake!

submitted 712 days ago • 4 comments

The plan? Buy a website for $44 billion and then let everyone use it for only 10 minutes a day.

submitted 713 days ago • 22 comments

twitter is the submarine of social media

submitted 713 days ago • 67 comments

Trying hard to find folks I want to follow on here so bear with me 🐻‍❄️

submitted 713 days ago • 1 comment

Let's all do our part to ensure musked up permanently enters our lexicon

submitted 714 days ago • 1 comment