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today i learned my therapist has never seen Night at the Museum. what is the world coming to

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"I didn’t want a dog. I wasn’t an animal person. I told my husband that he could have a dog when he retired (49 at the time). In other words…'no.' Fast forward Saturday morning, May 2, 2015. Watching the local news, he yells 'Kris come here - this is our dog!'"

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

submitted 7 days ago • 515 comments

just in case you feel as strongly about a certain gas station chain as i do, here's this www.bonfire.com/kum-and-take-it/

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

she's just having a good time 🐶 meet Tiramisu here: bit.ly/44CUICK

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

can you come over after school? can we hang around by the pool? this is a cat. she doesn't go school. she doesn't own a pool. i think you're confused

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

i don't think Max likes that we keep changing his name

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The longest-serving Republican mayor in the US, Jean Stothert of Omaha NE, just conceded

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

it's so cool having a scratched eye bc if i had the same amount of pain on, like, my leg i would be fine. but because it's my eye i can't function. i hate it here

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has the new pope seen the Bean

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

What tHE FUCK?! It belongs in a museum!!!

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

Big thanks to @brengep.bsky.social for making the perfect shirt to wear to a midnight screening of The Mummy (1999)

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

as i have grown older i have accepted that Elmo is not the best sesame street muppet, but i still love PBS

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Don't let the dogs have all the fun at #FurrrstFriday today! Stop by from 3-6pm to read a book to a cat, like Handsome Tom, with the Omaha Public Library! 📚 🐈

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person who has never heard Bad Romance before: who is this lady gaga. and what does she want with my bedroom ants

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14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness theonion.com/14-year...

submitted 20 days ago • 16 comments

Having a rough day? Kittens make everything better. 😻 Our Virtual Kitten Shower is one week away on May 7th and we need your help to stock up on supplies for kitten season! Check out our wishlists ⬇️ Amazon: a.co/4GAzKPS Chewy: bit.ly/3qcoNmm

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woah woah woah woah. you're just going to keep scrolling without telling Frida how nice she looks in her bandana? where are your manners?

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

If I had a nickel for every time an inert military grenade was unexpectedly discovered in Lincoln on April 28, 2025, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. journalstar.com/news/local/a...

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

don't even THINK about adopting Edna Mode if you're wearing a cape

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

@brengep.bsky.social happy Steely Dan Sunday

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

We're 1/3 of the way through our 150 story countdown. Today is a story about a dog many fondly remember. Our CEO, Pam Wiese, is talking about Baxter, who was an incredible ambassador for the Nebraska Humane Society. Read Pam's story: bit.ly/4cVmkoL (50/150) #NHS150

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listening to The Scare Floor from Monsters Inc. just to feel something

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

tag yourself. today we're in a Soft Boiled Egg mood

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

we'll make Shein a little bit smaller for every 500 hundred likes this gets

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Judy, who has been up for adoption since November, has her own poem 🐶 ❤️ Want some poetry like this for YOUR pet? Donate $10 to NHS and leave a comment with your pet's name and pic before midnight tonight (April 21)! bit.ly/4lEb3wP

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

It's here! Donate to @nehumanesociety.bsky.social using the link in this post before midnight CT and I'll write a poem about your pets! Be sure to reply to the post with a pet picture (or more than one) so the poems are easily deliverable.

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The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass

submitted 30 days ago • 66 comments

To celebrate National Poetry Month, we're teaming up again with Omaha Poetry Slam to write poems for your pets! Here's how it works... - Donate $10 to NHS before the end of the day on April 21: bit.ly/4lEb3wP - Reply here with a pic of your pet and their name

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

"I received a call from a hospice nurse asking if her patient's dog had been adopted yet. She was calling because the patient was extremely ill, and he wanted to be with his dog one more time." Read Mary's story: bit.ly/4ltOrPs (37/150) #NHS150

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

eepy

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today i learned my therapist has never seen Night at the Museum. what is the world coming to

"I didn’t want a dog. I wasn’t an animal person. I told my husband that he could have a dog when he retired (49 at the time). In other words…'no.' Fast forward Saturday morning, May 2, 2015. Watching the local news, he yells 'Kris come here - this is our dog!'"

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

just in case you feel as strongly about a certain gas station chain as i do, here's this www.bonfire.com/kum-and-take-it/

she's just having a good time 🐶 meet Tiramisu here: bit.ly/44CUICK

can you come over after school? can we hang around by the pool? this is a cat. she doesn't go school. she doesn't own a pool. i think you're confused

i don't think Max likes that we keep changing his name

The longest-serving Republican mayor in the US, Jean Stothert of Omaha NE, just conceded

it's so cool having a scratched eye bc if i had the same amount of pain on, like, my leg i would be fine. but because it's my eye i can't function. i hate it here

has the new pope seen the Bean

What tHE FUCK?! It belongs in a museum!!!

Big thanks to @brengep.bsky.social for making the perfect shirt to wear to a midnight screening of The Mummy (1999)

🐞

as i have grown older i have accepted that Elmo is not the best sesame street muppet, but i still love PBS

Don't let the dogs have all the fun at #FurrrstFriday today! Stop by from 3-6pm to read a book to a cat, like Handsome Tom, with the Omaha Public Library! 📚 🐈

person who has never heard Bad Romance before: who is this lady gaga. and what does she want with my bedroom ants

14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness theonion.com/14-year...

Having a rough day? Kittens make everything better. 😻 Our Virtual Kitten Shower is one week away on May 7th and we need your help to stock up on supplies for kitten season! Check out our wishlists ⬇️ Amazon: a.co/4GAzKPS Chewy: bit.ly/3qcoNmm

woah woah woah woah. you're just going to keep scrolling without telling Frida how nice she looks in her bandana? where are your manners?

If I had a nickel for every time an inert military grenade was unexpectedly discovered in Lincoln on April 28, 2025, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. journalstar.com/news/local/a...

don't even THINK about adopting Edna Mode if you're wearing a cape

@brengep.bsky.social happy Steely Dan Sunday

We're 1/3 of the way through our 150 story countdown. Today is a story about a dog many fondly remember. Our CEO, Pam Wiese, is talking about Baxter, who was an incredible ambassador for the Nebraska Humane Society. Read Pam's story: bit.ly/4cVmkoL (50/150) #NHS150

listening to The Scare Floor from Monsters Inc. just to feel something

tag yourself. today we're in a Soft Boiled Egg mood

we'll make Shein a little bit smaller for every 500 hundred likes this gets

Judy, who has been up for adoption since November, has her own poem 🐶 ❤️ Want some poetry like this for YOUR pet? Donate $10 to NHS and leave a comment with your pet's name and pic before midnight tonight (April 21)! bit.ly/4lEb3wP

It's here! Donate to @nehumanesociety.bsky.social using the link in this post before midnight CT and I'll write a poem about your pets! Be sure to reply to the post with a pet picture (or more than one) so the poems are easily deliverable.

The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass

To celebrate National Poetry Month, we're teaming up again with Omaha Poetry Slam to write poems for your pets! Here's how it works... - Donate $10 to NHS before the end of the day on April 21: bit.ly/4lEb3wP - Reply here with a pic of your pet and their name

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

"I received a call from a hospice nurse asking if her patient's dog had been adopted yet. She was calling because the patient was extremely ill, and he wanted to be with his dog one more time." Read Mary's story: bit.ly/4ltOrPs (37/150) #NHS150

eepy

you know what's better than AI dogs? real dogs! and if you don't have a real dog, hand-drawn is fine too 🐶 🖍️

rip william finn. thank you for teaching me how to spell acouchi

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