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brenthor.bsky.social
Please be normal to me he/him
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Gimme those feet, boy Yeah free those soles I wanna get lost in all them toes And lick away

submitted 705 days ago • 1 comment

How to take pleasure in the simple things How to experience joy How to experience joy free Simple things fucking suck?! Simple things boring help

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

*feverishly web searching after getting to the Lae'zel sex scene in Baldurs Gate 3* Are githyanki real Githyanki sightings canada Interdimensional travel Interdimensional travel free Githyanki upskirt

submitted 663 days ago • 1 comment

-Pirate onesie pajamas -Pirate onesie pajamas adult -Pirate pajamas full ass flap -Pirate pajamas full ass flap real adult onesie union made

submitted 657 days ago • 0 comments

Pre-Order: Borderlands 4 Collector's Edition $149.99 via GameStop. Does Not Include the game. ow.ly/v2nX50Wa5yj

submitted 2 hours ago • 9 comments

Careening towards a nervous breakdown between work meetings

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Referring to work meetings as 'unskippable cutscenes' and getting my ass beat by guys with normal brains who know how to have sex

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

So apparently the plot of Stellar Blade is beat for beat a direct copy of nier automata only without good writing or characters. Truly the most Gamer (derogatory) game to have ever gamed lmao bsky.app/profile/bren...

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Feeding the faefolk is a lot like feeding crows. Once you start you can never stop or theyre tear out your sunroof seal and shit all over your car.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Please stop dodging my attacks, I have other things to do today.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

“You are over here gooning to the shadows on the cave wall” is the new “cellar door”

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

I can drink a whole juice box in just one suck

submitted 316 days ago • 7 comments

For this tik tok challenge i will drink all the oil from my car

submitted 219 days ago • 1 comment

The Elder Teen watches me, eyes like hot coals beneath a goldspun billibong hoodie. He is wary of me with his flock; new pink teens just emerging from the muck. I bring forth my Offerings, align them per the Texts. A monster energy drink cracks open and i know i am successful. Now my work can begin

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Theres not a lotta meat on christian babies. Theyre like chicken wings, in that regard

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

wellsir, I reckon a cowboy’s inclined to let out a big ol’ “yeehaw” when he’s feeling a mite ornery

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 30 comments

RIP Akira Toriyama

submitted 465 days ago • 24 comments

If a documentary starts with the interviewee mic'ing up and chatting with the crew you can bet your ass its about to be 10 episodes that coulda been 4. Interviewing the brother's roommate's monkey's uncle type shit. Interviewing 'web slueth' and 'podcasters' type shit. Just walk away. Not worth it

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

Bulger's Gate

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Stellar Blade released on PC and it looks fun but im too embarrassed to buy it bc its essentially Big Titty Anime: The Game and i only JUST got steam to stop recommending games called Step-Sisters Pussy and EGirl Fuck Dungeon. I buy Stellar Blade and its over for my algorithm.

submitted 20 hours ago • 9 comments

This one goes out to uncut sapiosexual guys

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments