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Dear Tinder & Hinge... Please stop trying to serve up women as possible matches. If my mother couldn't get me back on women with all those prayers, you have no chance. 😜

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JD Vance: I killed the Pope. Kanye: I sucked my cousins dick. This week is wild.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Dear general public. Y'all need to stop trying to offload your straight psychos onto the LGBTQ+ community. They're yours. Own them. Calling them gay a wild insult to the gay community. And we don't want your trash. 💯

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Florida RN. 🤣

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Current age: Remembering Craftmatic adjustable beds and thinking I might want one.

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok says my Disney parents are Ariel and Belle. I don't know whether to feel complimented or attacked. 🤣

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Lower Decks taking a shot at Strange New Worlds ridiculous musical episode is one of the best Trek moments ever. I'm going to miss this show. #LowerDecks #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Aldi, the snack I really want is walking around your store. How do we make this happen? 🔥😜

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Hey #Target. Thanks for Santa Daddy. 🔥

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think Lord Of The Rings a gay romance series? I think so...

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My new favorite Christmas decoration. #christmas #gnome

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uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya

submitted 213 days ago • 57 comments