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brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social
General Surgeon, Florida Man, happily married with two boys. “In a world where you can be anything, be kind”
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Where are the solidarity protests? Maybe I'm in a media bubble, but are other cities mobilizing in solidarity with LA?

submitted 10 days ago • 22 comments

I invented a game where you eat Scrabble tiles and have 5 tries to shit out a word. I call it Turdle

submitted 29 days ago • 16 comments

Update: twenty years later this still slaps

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

The middle class are so unwilling to face the uncomfortable reality that despite having 6-12 months of expenses in their savings account they are still more similar to the homeless people living in a tent by the highway than billionaires that they continue to vote for their own suffering.

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

We just simply have to rid the medical community of morons like VP.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

It is just barely 9am and already I’m done with the internet for today.

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.

submitted 48 days ago • 1541 comments

Anyone wanna take a trip to DC and put up a very LARGE mugshot with me

submitted 52 days ago • 5 comments

The president of the United States and the president of El Salvador have conspired to kidnap a man and hold him hostage in an El Salvador prison. This criminality ignores the rule of law and thumbs its nose at a Supreme Court ruling to facilitate his return.

submitted 65 days ago • 382 comments

Trump has long admired Hitler. Elon Musk displays Nazi salutes and funds neo-Nazi political parties. And here we find Republican House Rep. Keith Seif quoting mastermind of the Nazi propaganda machine, Joseph Goebbels. Yes, Seif casually quoted a Nazi war criminal — during a congressional…

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When the weight of human pettiness bears down on you, look up at the endless stars. Their silent, brilliant indifference is humbling. It is a constant reminder of how fleeting our troubles are against the vastness of an unknowable cosmos. Breathe deeply, let go, and embrace the infinite.

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

Family Movie night, boys chose Air Bud lol

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California was great to visit and I had a wonderful time! But I’m very happy to be home in the sunshine state. Btw it’s crazy how easily you can see the difference in air quality! 😳

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Great conference this year! Very well done, fun events, and I enjoyed being in Cali. But for anyone out there planning for next year? It’s going to be the best SAGES conference ever! @sages.org

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t have the heart to tell anyone that east coast oysters are way better.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Jesus fucking christ

submitted 96 days ago • 12 comments

@sages.org event at the Aquarium of the Pacific

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

The @sages folks got jokes!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Any other BlueSky friends at SAGES going to the aquarium event tomorrow?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Loves the sessions on surgery in space at @sages.org

submitted 98 days ago • 2 comments

Not a bad spot to post up for a week of surgery conferences! @sages.org

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

“I hope my children don’t remember what a pussy I was.”

submitted 110 days ago • 265 comments

Holy crap the cheetah was taking a nap, saw Wells seemingly alone (I was off to the side) shot up and ran right at him! 😳

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

I rarely complain about my wife online. But today was too much. Getting ready for a company outing today and she keeps telling me what I can’t wear! Apparently now I have to pick out a new shirt…

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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

submitted 117 days ago • 1468 comments

I miss being able to wear red hats.

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Hear, hear!

submitted 128 days ago • 56 comments

The writers for the medical show 'The Pitt' understand the assignment

submitted 158 days ago • 1 comment

Downtown Tampa was looking gorgeous last night! Birthday dinner with my wonderful wife! 😊

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