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The suckers have arrived: “I smell money, crypto, crypto, blockchain and all the good things.” Is everyone blind to how much this all seems like the start of every financial panic in human history?

Oh god it’s the Boy Scout Jamboree all over again

Given the news it’s a little tasteless for Fox News to play a loop of Joe Biden stumbling on various flights of stairs, but I’m also human and yeah, it’s funny.

Just in time for his military parade.

“I set the prices” - Donald Trump, also Stalin, Mao, etc.

What an endorsement

There is a whole story behind this plane. You can look up pictures of it! It is the most opulent plane Boeing has ever been commissioned to build - it looks like something Saddam Hussein would fly around in. If he somehow gets to keep this “gift,” be on the lookout for him in a military uniform next

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It turns out I’m not the only one with this problem. Come on, Bluesky! My profile pic is a dog.

“The reporter from MyPillow.”

No response too petty.

Hot take: Kristy Noem didn’t shoot her dog. I don’t think she’s held a rifle in her entire life.

Will a billionaire please explain to me what Donald Trump accomplished here? TEXTBOOK ART OF THE DEAL. Yeah textbook doing something insane, then go golfing, win a rigged tournament and then change your mind when people won’t stop yelling at you.

Hey Wall Street Journal: Donald Trump only engages in zero-sum thinking. A “win-win” scenario is anathema to how his broken brain works. How does the WSJ of all right-wing outlets not know this? We are truly fucked if even his own cheerleaders don’t get his dumb logic.

The news isn’t dancing around this one, at least.

He’s most likely waiting for enough of a backlash that he can declare martial law and suspend the constitution. He’s driving as much chaos as he can to force a reaction he can use as justification. He’s tried it before, but he didn’t have as sycophantic a cabinet as now.

The days of us being fucked over by the Heard and McDonald Islands are OVER and they are over RIGHT NOW.

I had no idea he turned down Francis Ford Coppola to star in Top Secret. What a legend.

Trump is a communist. The only thing less free-market capitalist than tariffs is the President ordering companies on how to run their businesses and price their products, all while vaguely threatening them.

Letting my kid pick out my movies rentals at Scarecrow Video is immediately paying off.

It is an absolute trip watching Marco Rubio pretend to approve of the idea of America annexing Canada.

My son’s magnetile skills vastly surpass mine.

The WSJ Opinion page is full of repulsive shit, but this one really takes the cake: letting $500M in food aid to Africa rot is a “blessing in disguise” because it was encouraging dependency. Typical pull yourself up by your bootstraps bullshit, directed at starving children in Sudan.

When MAGA melted down about “free speech,” they were against the suggested use of more sensitive language. Now that they are in charge, they are using the force of the federal government to dictate what you can say. Which one is unconstitutional?

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

My kid’s first bat-signal, made all by himself.

This was just about the first thing everyone was concerned about happening if Trump started firing people indiscriminately

Lee Greenwood got himself a job!

All laughs aside, the real headline from this is that Trump said he is appointing himself the arbiter of taste in terms of art and culture. That is some real Chairman Mao shit.

Haha the FBI is one well-oiled machine under Donald Trump. Oh, you were accidentally listed as FBI Director on the website? Uh, just be the FBI Director. We don’t want to have to fix the error on the page.

In the summer, Seattle gets a Severe Weather Alert when it is above 75°. In the winter, we get one when there is going to be less than 2 inches of snow.

For the record: Trump is the only president in a generation to implement a new firearm ban, and he did it by executive order. He’s on the record saying he hates guns and doesn’t understand people who like hunting. Calling him “pro 2nd amendment” is hilarious.

Not sure this is what EO’s are supposed to be used for.