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I know my streaming has been pretty random the last few weeks, and posting the schedule is on me, regardless of reasons. So first, I'm sorry for not updating schedules. To that end: no streams July 4th weekend (out of town). After that, changes may occur, but THIS time I'll keep folks in the loop.

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Greets, peeps! Uncle Eevee's a no-show tonight due to tech issues, so I'm Kicking It Old School(TM) with some DOOM: THE DARK AGES. Join me for a Very Special Late Night Stream as I drink the last PBR from the sixer I got last month, cause that's how I roll. LIVE right now! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton

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What the hell, Google? Long-time YouTuber Slope's Game Room is investigating an alleged Spanish con artist and has a Spanish doc he needs translated. He put the doc in his Google Drive and now his channel is set to be deleted due to the file's contents. Many troubling implications here. Fix this.

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Back once again, now with a totally new set! (There's, like, lights and stuff.) It's... RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2! Join us as we meet the good, the bad, and the Micah during our year-long playthrough attempt. LIVE right now! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton

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And yet I live! We're back again tonight with more EAGLE EYE MYSTERIES: LONDON, with my good friend Uncle_Eevee! Join us for light mysteries, heavy sarcasm, and just a soupcon of bizarre accents from yours truly. LIVE right now! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton

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Last night's ChatGPT experiment went so well that we're not doing it again for a few weeks, LOL. But in the meantime! We're taking a break from RDR2, at least for a bit. So join myself and UnbALANced for PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY: JUSTICE FOR ALL! LIVE right now! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton

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Hey-o! It's The Breton here, back again with DOOM: THE DARK AGES. We'll see how far I go before switching to... Something new. (Hint: did you know ChatGPT can play games? I didn't, until today, when I did... The thing I'll be doing later. Spoiler: it's awesome.) LIVE now! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton

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THREE stream nights in a row? Preposterous! And yet, here we are. To honor the 48th anniversary of the release of the first Star Wars film, Uncle Eevee and I are playing STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC for the first time! Join us for Jedi tomfoolery, LIVE now! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton #starwars #rpg

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Back again with more DOOM: THE DARK AGES! Come watch me get smacked. Repeatedly. I keep saying I used to be good, but nobody listens. Oh well... #doomthedarkages #streaming #fps #omgthisisinsane LIVE! Right now! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton

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So I was supposed to stream this last night, but ended up on a boat ride instead. Stuff happens. But tonight, it's me and UnbALANced! And we're playing DOOM: THE DARK AGES! Join us for demon killing, secret finding, and general mayhem, LIVE right now! #DOOM #DoomTheDarkAges twitch.tv/BretTheBreton

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As our friend UnbALANced couldn't make it tonight, we're shifting gears and going back to AVOWED! Join me for monsters, dungeons, and magic. Also Raspberry-Chocolate Martinis! Which I guess is a KIND of magic as well? We're LIVE right now: twitch.tv/BretTheBreton #Avowed #Martinis #rpg #xbox

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Just a bit of a late start tonight... Join me and special guests Uncle Eevee and QueCaller for a trip through WEIRD WEB GAMES! Join us, or increase your odds of contracting leprosy!* Watch two ways! twitch.tv/BretTheBreton twitch.tv/Uncle_Eevee *This statement is not based in fact

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Stream update! My attempt at maturity: I'm taking the Microsoft AZ-104 exam next week, so I won't be streaming this weekend. I'll be back NEXT weekend (May 9/10) with a drink or two, and maybe a shiny new cert under my belt. See ya then! twitch.tv/bretthebreton but not tonight cause I ain't on :-)

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Back again with more RED DEAD, and possibly some REDEMPTION. Join The Breton and UnbALANced as we traverse St. Denis, Lemoyne, Blackwater, and Burbank. Maybe not that one. But lots of other places! We're LIVE now! Join us and avoid bitter regret! twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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Uncle Eevee couldn't make it this evening, so we're going back to my second playthrough of AVOWED, from the awesome folks at Obsidian! Join in for fun (theoretically) and expert gameplay (unlikely). Avoid the rush and start drinking now... We are LIVE! twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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Sleep deprivation can be fun! Profit from my battle with insomnia by seeing me do dumb voices in EAGLE EYE MYSTERIES: LONDON! Uncle Eevee joins for British-flavored fun! LIVE now! #retrogames #dosgames #godwereold Again, with music!: twitch.tv/bretthebreton Again, without!: twitch.tv/uncle_eevee

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UnbALANced returns for another round of RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2! I assume there will be both rooting and tooting this episode. Join us to find out! Or sit at home watching nothing! YOU HAVE OPTIONS! #reddead #rpg #cowboy #sexysexydutch twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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Sink with us into the underbelly of London to solve the most heinous, gruesome crimes known to man! (Or we find out who stole a cat statue. One or the other.) LIVE now, it's EAGLE EYE MYSTERIES: LONDON! With music: twitch.tv/bretthebreton Without music: twitch.tv/uncle_eevee #retrogaming #dos

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It's so awesome we're finally getting a version of Time Gal that's not compressed to be playable on a Sega CD! Time Gal is one of my favorite laserdisc games and the animation (by Toei) is top notch! #gaming #videogames #retrogames

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The Tower of Power!!!! #Sega #Megadrive #genesis

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London. City of mystery. City of fog. City of Nigel Farage. Also apparently the city of eagles, cause yeah, we're doing EAGLE EYE MYSTERIES: LONDON! Right now! Why? Because we love you. Choose your fate! With tunes: twitch.tv/bretthebreton Without tunes: twitch.tv/uncle_eevee #retrogaming #DOS

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EAGLE EYE ADVENTURES: LONDON has neither eagles nor eyes thus far. But there's lots of London. So there's that, I guess. We're LIVE, so join us now! Or suffer crushing regret later! Up to you! More life decisions: WITH lo-fi music: twitch.tv/bretthebreton WITHOUT the lo-fi: twitch.tv/uncle_eevee

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Here we are again, back with more Project RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2, trying to do a playthrough within 1 year and it's anybody's guess if we'll make it. Either way we're having drinks. Now with 100% more UnbALANced! We're LIVE right now! So join us! Or don't! twitch.tv/bretthebreton #ps5 #streaming

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Here we are again, made it through another week. Which means it's time for more EAGLE EYE MYSTERIES: LONDON! (With special guest Uncle Eevee.) LIVE now! #retro #eagleeyemysteries #dosgames #streaming Options! For you! WITH lo-fi music: twitch.tv/bretthebreton WITHOUT music: twitch.tv/uncle_eevee

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Twice in one weekend? Good heavens!!! So yeah, we're streaming again. Now with 100% more UnbALANced, The Breton presents more RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2! We're LIVE right now! Join us! Or don't! #reddeadredemption2 #streaming #ps5 #onemorescore #LENNAAAAAAAY twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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You wanted retro? This is... about as retro as it gets: a point-and-click DOS game from 1993. It's EAGLE EYE MYSTERIES LONDON, a co-stream with Uncle Eevee! Choose your adventure! WITH Lo-Fi music: twitch.tv/bretthebreton WITHOUT music: twitch.tv/uncle_eevee Join us, LIVE right now!

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Two streams in a row? What madness is this?!? Join The Breton and UnbALANced as we dive once again into some rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' with RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2! LIVE right now at twitch.tv/bretthebreton #reddead #streaming #pigfarmersonlydotcom

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"I'm baaaAAAaaack..." After a somewhat-health related hiatus, The Breton returns tonight to, FINALLY, finish INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE. Join for funsies, LIVE right now! #indianajones #streaming twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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Entertainment has changed over time. It used to be a big Hollywood movie, or maybe a TV sitcom. But now entertainment seems to feature people yelling at videogames. So who am I to argue? 😁 Watch me yell at digital Harrison Ford, live right now. #indianajones #streaming twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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O hai guise! Been a while! So UnbALANced and The Breton are finally back again with something new: tonight we begin our playthrough of RED DEAD REDEMPTION II! Come for the fun shooty stuff, stay for the TB. We're live now--join us! #reddead #streaming #onemorescore twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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It's time for our first stream of 2025: We're continuing INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE until it's done, with special guest UnbALANced! Join us! Or don't! It doesn't matter! (But please do join us, thanks, we're very lonely.) LIVE right now! #indianajones #streaming twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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Starting the stream just a tad late due to... Lack of AAA batteries. But we're good now! Join the Breton and UnbALANced for some more INDIANA JONES AND THE GREAT CIRCLE. Live right now! #IndianaJones #streaming #BullwhipsAreHot twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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Santa Loaf was a bad idea...

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On This Day in 1978: I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York. She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history. #HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏

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So just in case anyone's still interested in the MYSTERY BOX... Everything suddenly started working for no apparent reason. Sigh. So... We're LIVE again! Join me for stuff that's working now: twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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What's in the box? What's in the box? WASSINTHABOOOOOOX?!? Join me and find out--right now! It'll be... An adventure. HINT: It's a new game HINT 2: EFGC DEF twitch.tv/bretthebreton

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