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Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)
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The 2025 Blue Jays only win or lose nailbiters, blow out or get blown out. There are no “normal” games this year 😂

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I knew the west coast is never kind to the Jays, but first 3 game sweep against the Mariners in Seattle since 1991 is bananas

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Hey friends! As you may know I got my personal trainer certification a while back and currently have space to take on new clients. If you’re looking to kickstart your spring with a new fitness routine or just get active I might be your guy! Message me and we can talk $$ (I’m not expensive 😂)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a reason I’ve been hitting legs twice a week since October (although my shorts have been this short for many years now 😇)

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing everyone’s “Tony Taters” posts makes me want tater tots

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I was just gonna say “today would be a good day for Santander’s first dinger of the season”

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Enough of this small-ball move the runner one base nonsense. Just blast like 6 dingers

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps instead of Loonie Dog nights they can institute Duney Log nights, wherein the dome celebrates David Lynch’s filmography. Eraserbobbleheads. Wild at Heart-shaped ice cream buckets. “It’s a deep Mulholland Drive to left field! She’s on the Lost Highway outa here!”

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Got to hang out with Danny Burrito thanks to @parietines.bsky.social

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

“I’ve got a Phd in Bullpen Mentality” - Buck Martinez

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Favourite Cdn brand of frozen french fries? Mccain? Cavendish? Other?

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Jeff Hoffman so far not stress inducing, which is really what you want in a ballgame

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Caligula “ultimate cut” (never seen the theatrical version) and Caligula getting bored between orgies and randomly deciding Rome needs a famine hits too close right now

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, Toronto’s grey-brown season. The time between winter and spring when all the frozen dog turds and cigarette butts are revealed by the receding roadside ice blobs. I remember when I first moved here and this would happen in April instead of early March 😬

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Naturally I forgot the Oscars were happening and watched these today instead

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder that you do not have to register to vote in Canada. If you don't feel safe being on the registry or getting a voter card mailed to your house feels too dangerous, just show up with picture ID that has your address on it. And voilà! Democracy protected! 🗳️

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Just going to enjoy fake spring pt.1 while it lasts, until the horror of second winter descends again this weekend

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s the last day to vote in Ontario’s advance polls. I just voted, and as always, it was quick and convenient. If today’s a better day for you than Thursday, which is election day, then do make a plan to get out and vote before the 8:00 PM deadline. #onpoli

submitted 108 days ago • 4 comments

I remember making a joke a few years ago about Vlad and Bo being this generation’s Carlos Delgado and Shawn Green, and… ugh

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Doug ford is counting on you to stay home. Make a plan to vote in an advance poll in your riding! ADVANCE VOTING Thursday, Feb. 20, Friday, Feb. 21 and Saturday, Feb. 22 10am- 8 p.m. Find your voting location at www.elections.on.ca/en.html

submitted 113 days ago • 14 comments

Cleared paths for the streetcar stop by my place 5 times because city plows kept pushing walls of snow in front if it before the snow walls were finally cleared overnight. Well, some of them at least 😂

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Just now realizing not one but two MLB teams will be playing in minor league parks for the foreseeable future

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

“Let’s unload this turkey” is what I would say if I were a taxi driver dropping anyone off

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