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brianjh.bsky.social
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learned the hard way never to keep multiple buffalo buffalo in the same pen

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my beautiful, unemployed wife just got a great job with a salary higher than mine. hell yeah

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WOW! Baby hears Morton Feldman for the first time

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the cavs once featured me on the “regurgi-cam” pulling 6-7 fries out of my mouth at a time

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martinu collection continues to grow

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I bet they did

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As an educator, I really wish this was true, and not merely an effect. The reason I think it’s important to clarify is because it behooves us to understand *why* we’ve destroyed our public education system: our public ed system was built to help the US win the Cold War. Capital no longer needs it

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zohran mamdani’s mother is mira nair?????

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going to the movies tonight for the first time since harriet was born (new jia zhangke)

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chantal akerman growing increasingly exasperated as i keep pulling my phone out during the take. “how to boil potatoes.” “how to make meatloaf.” “meatloaf for two how much meat”

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Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?

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spying on a baby

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Wile E selects a compilation of Lumières shorts, opens the case and a train erupts out and flattens him

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just too-proudly presented my wife with a plate of pancakes and bacon and she said “brian, you’re 34”

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my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

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am now a martinu obsessive. maybe the single most compulsively listenable 20th-c composer

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listening voraciously to bohuslav martinu (thanks eli) have been blown away by symphony 6 (“fantaisies symphoniques”) piano concerto 4 (“incantations”) double concerto for two string orchestras, piano, and timpani the epic of gilgamesh

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wife wants me to take “quick showers” but that is prime reverie time

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“have one on me” is titanic. what’s joanna newsom up to

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Oh my god

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they combined “the tiny things we know to be small” and “the darkest wife” into a single, very powerful title

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you can pop into the cd exchange while running errands and buy your wife a couple of rolling stones records. it’s perfectly legal

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forgot how fantastic this record is

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it’s harriet

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was reading up on a contemporary composer, whose cd i chanced upon at a library sale and have since enjoyed, and saw he was married to neri oxman. like a fucking jump scare.

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When my squadron uses Mustard Gas: I love Mustard Gas When mustard gas is used against us: Wow... I hate Mustard gas Lowkey

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library sale

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going henry james mode

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the boy keeps asking me to pull up my shirt, stick out my gut, and growl “evil belly! evil belly!” while advancing menacingly upon him. yes i invented this but that’s not the point. i only wanted to do it once

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