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It comes as no surprise that Trump singlehandedly plunged us into a new war. Republicans: are you happy that you sold your souls for this guy?

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the-void-for-screaming-into.com

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

@bencollins.bsky.social : Is The Onion reporting on this yet? bsky.app/profile/bria...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are being deported from Heaven.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Republicans are being deported from Heaven.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Dang. What a day to fall behind on the news. lol

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

1. Scoop up tickets for Trump's Military Parade 2. Skip the parade. events.america250.org/events/250th...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Me: "Woah -- I'm on the jumbotron!" (begins waving enthusiastically) Commentator: "Look who it is! The guy who pooped in his pants back in the 3rd grade!"

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

No, #tamagotchi. I can't afford "item fun" because Trump crashed the global economy.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Awesome! How do I apply for legal residency? 😅

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I suspect that the stock market crash is just the water receding prior to a tsunami. The impending destruction to businesses and the job market will be the tsunami.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: The horse has blown up the hospital.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

What's your prediction for the stock market tomorrow?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

We should add a large, obtrusive label to every product that reveals the added tariff costs. Ex: "This item's price was increased by $200 to accommodate Trump's tariffs"

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, sure. These tariffs make MAGA look really foolish right now. But, someday, Trump will bless them with TWO slices of stale bread while the rest of us only get ONE. So, they'll come out ahead in the end!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Trump declared today to be "Liberation day". What do YOU think he liberated us from? #LiberationDay

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

It's difficult for anyone to admit that they were wrong, but I admit it: I was wrong about Trump. I completely misjudged his 10-dimensional chess, and his 2nd term has been an undeniable success. I officially registered as a Republican today, and I look forward to Making America Great Again!!! 🇺🇸

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

This is what "leadership" looks like according to MAGA. 🤦‍♂️

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

So... Addresses on 17th St NW in Washington, DC are suddenly showing up in another language on Google Maps?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Does somebody have a void I can scream into? Mine is full.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Realizing that he is out of ideas, Trump winds his arm up for a good, solid punch...

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's tariffs on Canada and Mexico are ostensibly part of a larger effort to curtail the fentanyl crisis. However, I suspect that the tariffs will actually *amplify* the crisis because of the economic chaos they'll create for everyday people.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

"Two ducks" is not a "duck". This is not a paradox, but it IS a pair'o'ducks. 🦆🦆

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is "reducing waste" in the same sense that "nuking an entire city" is "reducing crime".

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

What's our band name?

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

OMG -- there was a stealth release of GTA6! It's apparently an AR experience, and -- Oh, wait. No. This is just news report about Trump's presidency. Sorry for the confusion.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday was my third day protesting at my local Tesla dealership. Two of those days I was all by myself -- just me and my sign in 15 degree weather. And, you know what, it mattered. #teslatakedown

submitted 122 days ago • 22 comments

Trump demands to see "The Gorilla Channel" live on stage: apnews.com/article/trum...

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe" -- My brain when I'm feeling overwhelmed. -- Also, Carl Sagan

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

We are truly blessed to have such an abundance of Joker origin stories right now. 🙏

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

On the plus side, Trump's atrocities have caused my brain to blow a fuse, so it's literally impossible for me to comprehend how bad things are now. What a relief! 🤯

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently, Trump's latest foreign policy involves making a menacing face at our neighbors and then punching himself in the balls aggressively.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments