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Immigrants and people who oppose ICE should start kitting up and masking like ICE. You can hide in the wide open and confuse the shit out of those degenerates.

I’ll gladly show my age by saying anyone who posts videos from the front seat of their car has significant credibility issues.

Trump will facilitate peace between Israel and Iran because they will both end up hating him more than each other.

It's hard to respect a military that respects trump.

If you want to run this country like a business start by asking the police to focus on protecting life and property as well as enforcing laws regardless of whether a citizen or immigrant breaks them. A well-run business wouldn't waste money on ICE or militarization when crime is trending downward.

Trump is already getting fitted for his "Mission Accomplished" flight suit and aircraft carrier photoshoot.

You can’t stand with another country if you not willing to stand up to it as well.

Tucker Carlson is just now finding out how much easier and fun it is to argue with right wing bad faith actors like Ted Cruz than it is with liberals.

You can’t spell normalize without an N an A a Z or an I.

I’m not against honoring the Army with a parade. But they could pay for it themselves from just the rounding errors of our already obscene and unaccountable defense budget.

I love how far people will go to protect their egos. They won't admit being wrong about the genius of Trump or Musk. They'd rather look stupid today to maintain how smart they were yesterday.

The great thing about being a republican is you don’t have to hate brown people. You can elect someone to do it for you.

Remember. It’s not lying. It’s bullshit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Bull...

republicans come in two flavors chicken or callous.

Telling MAGA “this is what authoritarianism looks like” is like telling them hot dogs are made from lips and assholes. They’re only going to like hot dogs more.

Trump doesn’t care what the average American thinks, he has enough support from the below average Americans.

You can tell whose minds have been broken by Fox News they’ve confused peaceful protests with riots and riots with peaceful protests. #la

How can an immigrant steal a job when it’s someone else’s decision to hire them for substandard wages?

I wish we could find out today what's really going on with Trump and Musk, instead of waiting 24 months for Jake Tapper to publish it in a book.

Stop conflating gaslighting with bullshitting.