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Chicago. Cubs fan. Star Trek. Software. @batenkaitos on bird app
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The Cubs lost but looks like Mamdani might win so I still have something to root for

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Nico!

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Poked someone in the ear on accident while taking my bag off on the train so now I’m embarrassed forever

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Welp, this will be the excuse to ramp up the domestic police state

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Watching a vide on the northern cities vowel shift, and got interested so I found an accent analyzer online. It told me that I speak English. Great job

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The only thing I’ve consumed from Vox for quite a while is a daily news podcast, but on that podcast they called ranked choice voting “deranged” so now I’ve completely given up with them

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Watching @hankgreen.bsky.social know that Blue is a fictional dogs name but somehow be clueless about blues clues is wild

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just looked at twitter. "Teachers are overpaid" 307 thousand likes

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"Jon Stewart DESTROYS Republicans With BRUTAL Reality Check". oh did he. are they gone now.

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Is it block every street with your stupid truck day in Chicago or something

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Found a tortilla chip in my shoe

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Who’s at the music box the the recording of the compound?

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"oh wow this place looks nice, oh no never mind the HOA is $800 a month" ad infinitum

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Clicked an unlabeled button in the GitHub app and it auto enrolled me in copilot. Fucking bullshit

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Got my first pr to a rust project merged. I am officially a rust developer

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My phone autocorrected holodeck to homosexual

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took the dog on a walk and missed a PCA grand slam

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I’m so immutability pilled. I’m reading the Rust book and it's talking about updating a state object and I thought, "what're you just going to change what the reference points to in memory? impossible." and it took me a couple sentences to remember that that is completely possible.

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Good morning

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Will the Supreme Court that ruled a President is above the law, in direct contradiction to the constitution, vote to uphold the constitution in a new case? Stay tuned to keep hearing about new versions of this every few weeks

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So we invited the community to help us paint the walls of our new campaign office and according to a GOP primary candidate that means the office is..... a secret Hezbollah headquarters. No, I'm not kidding.

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what tf you mean watch the game on Roku

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Is the marquee app just down?

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ope, pope drinking a pop

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The Eucharist is now done with malort

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Gotta stop looking up songs I have fond memories of dancing to at parties in college and seeing that it came out 20 years ago

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It’s officially spring now that I’ve had my dogs annual vet visit for an ear infection

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The only thing funnier than dudes horny posting on videos of AI women are dudes being shitty in the comments. “You ain’t nothing special” dude she’s not even real. Biggest losers on the planet

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Every time I ever look at twitter the first thing I see is the most racist post I've ever seen by someone with a nazi reference in their handle

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Apple TV can’t handle a baseball game. Put this back on marquee

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Beers deep at Wrigley Field. 2025 has begun

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I like dancing too but you do not need to be bopping around on a completely full train when everyone is shoulder to shoulder. Stop touching me dude

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