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I am at the "at least it was a guy on my fantasy team hitting the HR" part of this Orioles decline. (Although I also have Sugano so fuck me.)

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Our Fall 2025 books catalog is available now! 📚 Browse upcoming books in a variety of subjects, from updated editions of bestsellers like "The 36-Hour Day" and "Teaching with AI" to must-read titles including "The Hundred Years' Trial" and "Why Whales Sing." www.press.jhu.edu/books/fall-2...

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🏖️ 🥂 🔥 It’s REVEAL’s 24th anniversary this week—to celebrate the release of the band’s 12th album, here’s a clip from Garth Jennings’s innovative “scan and pan” video for Grammy-nominated single, “Imitation Of Life.” Listen to the full album & watch the video here: found.ee/rem-reveal-a...

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This is up there with the best team goals Nashville SC have ever scored. BJ Callaghan has this team rolling.

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Senator Alsobrooks: You’ve been unable to address specific questions about your agency. Can you name which office the Safe to Sleep program operates out of? RFK Jr.: Guesses wrong 5 times Alsobrooks: It is the Eunice Kennedy Shriver NICHD.

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In Elon’s defense, Grok is the first AI to replace a real human being: Your uncle with conservative grievances who will only talk about one subject no matter what else everyone is discussing.

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I am so happy that the MASN streaming rollout was shit and also happened right around a time I was traveling because it saved me $90 to watch this dreck.

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Jesus fuck

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To those still holding on to "They can't do that..." What they are doing is crystal clear. Act accordingly.

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Whom amongst us

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SPORTS ARE WILD!!!!!!!

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on the plus side, we get to see how Mark McGwire fakes his death now

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C3PO is so annoying someone tells him to shut up every 8 minutes across like 26 hours of cinema and R2D2 moves 1/3 of a MPH and 10 minutes after you meet him he is immobilized by a 2-foot tall child wielding a 5-volt taser

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What a fascinatingly stupid time to be alive.

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FIFA+ is wild. Watching this final from a regional league in India. Game to goes to penalties. Each team put a field player in goal IN THE MIDDLE OF PENALTIES! One of them saved two PKS after he skied his chance over the bar to help his team win in seven rounds. Wild scenes.

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He's rich and doesn't need it so it's cool that he's taking it. Got it. Chucklefucks.

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🚨TODAY IS THE DAY🚨 my debut novel, ONE OF THE BOYS - about football, transition, and how much it sucks to be 17 - is OUT wherever books are sold! "A standout first work, setting a high bar for the blooming subgenre of queer sports fiction." - Booklist⭐ BUY NOW: victoria.monster/#straightcashhomie

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there's probably one guy in the orioles organization feeling pretty good about talking his bosses into signing 35 year old tomoyuki sugano and he's the only person in the organization having a good time right now

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Can a girl have 30 dolls if they are given by the Emir of Qatar?

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I still can’t believe Colton Cowser broke his thumb sliding head-first into first base before we even got out of March. What a colossally dumb season.

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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...

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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

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Get a hobby that is unrelated to your kid or spouse.

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Come see me do all the improv tomorrow at Zissimos in #hampden. Get out and support live, local comedy #baltimore @highwireimprov.bsky.social www.eventbrite.com/o/highwire-i...

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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

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he really, truly thinks that stopping trade with China entirely is good he doesn’t care how much damage it does to the economy or how many businesses go under - he thinks that if Americans buy anything from China we are losing money so it should stop there’s no twelve dimensional chess here

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I know about fake Melania

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Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies. 📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro

I am at the "at least it was a guy on my fantasy team hitting the HR" part of this Orioles decline. (Although I also have Sugano so fuck me.)

Our Fall 2025 books catalog is available now! 📚 Browse upcoming books in a variety of subjects, from updated editions of bestsellers like "The 36-Hour Day" and "Teaching with AI" to must-read titles including "The Hundred Years' Trial" and "Why Whales Sing." www.press.jhu.edu/books/fall-2...

This is up there with the best team goals Nashville SC have ever scored. BJ Callaghan has this team rolling.

Senator Alsobrooks: You’ve been unable to address specific questions about your agency. Can you name which office the Safe to Sleep program operates out of? RFK Jr.: Guesses wrong 5 times Alsobrooks: It is the Eunice Kennedy Shriver NICHD.

In Elon’s defense, Grok is the first AI to replace a real human being: Your uncle with conservative grievances who will only talk about one subject no matter what else everyone is discussing.

I am so happy that the MASN streaming rollout was shit and also happened right around a time I was traveling because it saved me $90 to watch this dreck.

Jesus fuck

To those still holding on to "They can't do that..." What they are doing is crystal clear. Act accordingly.

Whom amongst us

SPORTS ARE WILD!!!!!!!

on the plus side, we get to see how Mark McGwire fakes his death now

C3PO is so annoying someone tells him to shut up every 8 minutes across like 26 hours of cinema and R2D2 moves 1/3 of a MPH and 10 minutes after you meet him he is immobilized by a 2-foot tall child wielding a 5-volt taser

What a fascinatingly stupid time to be alive.

FIFA+ is wild. Watching this final from a regional league in India. Game to goes to penalties. Each team put a field player in goal IN THE MIDDLE OF PENALTIES! One of them saved two PKS after he skied his chance over the bar to help his team win in seven rounds. Wild scenes.

He's rich and doesn't need it so it's cool that he's taking it. Got it. Chucklefucks.

there's probably one guy in the orioles organization feeling pretty good about talking his bosses into signing 35 year old tomoyuki sugano and he's the only person in the organization having a good time right now

Can a girl have 30 dolls if they are given by the Emir of Qatar?

I still can’t believe Colton Cowser broke his thumb sliding head-first into first base before we even got out of March. What a colossally dumb season.

Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

Get a hobby that is unrelated to your kid or spouse.

Come see me do all the improv tomorrow at Zissimos in #hampden. Get out and support live, local comedy #baltimore @highwireimprov.bsky.social www.eventbrite.com/o/highwire-i...

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

he really, truly thinks that stopping trade with China entirely is good he doesn’t care how much damage it does to the economy or how many businesses go under - he thinks that if Americans buy anything from China we are losing money so it should stop there’s no twelve dimensional chess here

I know about fake Melania

Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies. 📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro

Happy Friday everyone

Any dinner can be a murder mystery dinner if you're ambitious enough.