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IT nerd, chronic daydreamer, music lover, and video game enthusiast • Low octane NPC energy • Sometimes I talk about whatever is my random hyperfixation of the day • "You think you did it bad? You just haven't seen me doing it first."
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Not exactly a "national" park if it is sold to a private entity.

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Me every day, asking the same old question to myself.

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Four years is a very long time for anything to be just casually put on a "brief pause" with the expectation of resuming back to normal afterwards. Not gonna happen. The majority of things will not be kick-started back to life. The world will have moved on, and so will the plans for those projects.

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"what's your writing process like?" my writing process:

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A financially savvy clown is called a Pennywise.

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getting pickled with jalapeños could fix me

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being an industry lobbyist must be so cool. rolling up to a senator’s office with a wheelbarrow full of cash for their “election campaign” and presenting a colorful single slide powerpoint with a 45 degree line graph indicating that a vote for the Scamming Our Grandmas Act = more wheelbarrows

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the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club

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every single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid

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the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again

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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

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So over for you hoes

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Doesn't the BTS mean Bangtan Sonyeondan? /s

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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

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no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

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Forced to work, born to play Expedition 33

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Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie The Last 2 Ronins

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It's true.

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okay apparently we're all having Cubist Boob Weather for the forseeable future

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I've made a game about building medieval castles! 🏰 you can play it here: mattstark.itch.io/islandoodle-ii

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no.

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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992

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I hate when they say "This super expensive watch has a timeless design". What do you mean "timeless"? I am buying a watch to tell the time, not to stare at it's shiny bits and bobs.

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I really wish I could describe GenZ what it felt like growing up in a miracle. My grandfather on my mother's side was a dentist. He had a grand encyclopedia collection and it was just this incredible thing. You could pick up a random book and go to a random page and just be regaled with information

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never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"

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that's all

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Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣 Happy Sunday y'all

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today is international engagement bait day. please repost to raise awareness

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jerry did it

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My painting COASTAL EXPLORERS

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Words to live by.

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Bonk

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Again?

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Chromium is free. Build your own fucking browser. Oh wait, I forgot - you can only build om someone else's work.

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