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About to drive around town during rush hour, wish me luck.

Time to make chocolate cupcakes πŸ˜‹

What a game!

Luke Korent is a baller

Canonical won't trick me again

I'm so sorry to DC but I do NAWT want to see another Superman movie 😭😭

What y'all been on here chattin about πŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

Let's grab hands while I prepare to pay off most of a loan 😞

One of my godbabies is starting pre-K 😭

I've encountered 2 drivers that want to impede my path unreasonably. Makes me hate driving

Finally off πŸ˜€

I wish I wasn't sick when I was in OKC a few months ago, I could have gone to a regular season Thunders game for like $5.

I made mini pizzas with sopes πŸ˜‹

Current mood:

I ain't ever seen this many missed free throws.

I'm going to have to work a few half days, idk why I'm so tired lately.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms β€οΈπŸ’

Saw some horses on the side of the freeway.

One dividend waiver submitted 🫑

End of regulation? I'm going to sleep man, I'm getting too old for this stress.

Happy Friday y'all β˜•

The new Pope's first words were As-salamu alaykum??? Welcome brother.

I think I'll write a blog post this weekend.

Without, with, even with jalapeΓ±os. It just depends on the dish it's served with.

I heard the new Pope is from Chicago by way of New Orleans.

Or, hear me out, we focus on planting fruiting trees to help combat allergies and provide food for our homeless? Possibly take up a 90s style campaign to get these kids off vapes? Respiratory health is a focus too.

To make up for yesterday we're having Filipino bakery snacks with coffee for breakfast.

So I lied, I'm back online. OKC just dropped 149 points 🫨

I'm going offline, y'all doing too much tonight. 🫑 Good luck to nightshift.

0-6 is crazy 😭

I need to rant, but I'm going to wait for my therapy session.

I'm waiting for this traffic to die down. Rush hour ain't no joke.

Why are y'all on here talking about carrot cake? 😭

I hate writing self reviews

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How should I celebrate Cinco de Mayo? What do they do in Puebla?

Couldn't ask for better weather to start out the month of May

Everything is shit, but I made some porcelain tile cookiesπŸŒ€

I really need to visit Philly, but I need an itinerary.