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brogier.bsky.social
They/Them I post the random nothings that are clever enough to trebuchet their way into my soup of conscious thought
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Hell yeah

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Bro who the hell fusing swans at the hobby lobby

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

The song "twist and shout" is about a dentist appointment gone awry

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The colony of worms that I keep in my calves are escaping

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

My jaw be cracking like a glowstick

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

If u see this Post your getaway vehicle

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Capcut Fairy

submitted 38 days ago • 92 comments

My apathy towards myself is really not my problem

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

She blue on my sky till I skeet

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I desperately need to re lubricate my left shoulder

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to say that subtitles are very important to me, not because I'm deaf, but because I would rather die than have my phone play sound

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Lady Luck gave me the wrong number and I ended up calling Miss Fortune

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

“Before you is a bun found in the back alley. We are unsure of its origin. It is your job to complete the maintenance checklist before claiming it as a pet. Or, if you choose to, you can throw it back into the alley where you found it and forfeit payment. Please make your choice now.”

submitted 55 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 56 days ago • 43 comments

Modern life has robbed us of the 15% pigeon that we had

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I can in fact see that it's level, but why do you need to tell me that it's above

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Fighting tooth and nail against eep if I post something weird in the next couple of minutes that's why

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Bad AAPL

submitted 60 days ago • 196 comments

At some point I will figure out how to turn off auto correct and y'all will be subjected to the worst spelling of your lives

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Y'know what? Fuck you *dehydrates your gizzard*

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Wow, 100 posts. Never thought I'd see the day

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I was told that you should do one nice thing every day, so today I will (in stark contrast to every other day) not implode a random person's shin

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments