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My transgender daughter loves shopping from my closet.

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I ran into my neighbour for the first time this year. We just hugged for at least 5 minutes.

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There’s a small chance I’ll lose my ability to talk after neck reconstruction. As long as I have 🖕and the ability to preform interpretive dance I’ll be ok.

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I have 2 contractors at my house. “Hey, I noticed your flags. My little sister is part of the community so ah thanks for being so progressive and accepting.”

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

It’s my birthday!!

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For my birthday my spouse gave me airplane spoons meant for toddlers. I made airplane sounds with every bite of dinner tonight! #nevergrowup #47yearsyoung

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I finally decided to treat myself. I bought a bidet attachment!! Highly recommend treating yourself too!!

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My husband and I fight by complaining about each other loudly to the dog. “Barney, Is mom an idiot? Yes she is, isn’t she”

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Rest east. You will be forever missed.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Picking out clothes for a funeral tomorrow. This week has been hard.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so angry. She didn’t have to die because of our Premier’s greed. 26 gone forever.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Buying flowers for a funeral is difficult. I hope the flowers bring her family some type of comfort.

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400km round trip to find out I’m sicker than ever and still haven’t budged on the surgery waitlist. I also had to shop for a funeral (cried the whole time). The day was topped off with ending a friendship. They are constantly disrespectful to my adult children. Maybe tomorrow won’t suck.

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I’m my own service animal. I’m getting real good at detecting a seizure a few seconds before it happens.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I was her babysitter for 10 years. I watched her grow up. My heart is broken. Hi, I’m supporting this fundraiser on GoFundMe. If you can, please consider supporting by donating or sharing the link. Every bit of support makes a huge difference.

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Seig Heil America! Who do you think will go to the camps first?

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One of my worst fears happened today. I fell into a broken storm drain. 😱🤡🎈

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What’s your flex? Mine is I can crochet anything and I can sculpture with pipe cleaners.

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

After a seizure I’m kinda dumb for a few hours. Today I called room temperature water street water.

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On election day I’m putting my mark on Mark!

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

In current Google search trends in Canada, the fastest-rising related topic to "Danielle Smith" is "treason" and the fastest-rising related query is "recall Danielle Smith."

submitted 118 days ago • 34 comments

My husband gets me high as fuck so he can win at Jeopardy. In 26 years and he’s won twice.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

My husband knowing more about the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef than I do.

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My husband said I sound like Mogwai from Gremlins when I have a seizure. I make a whooo noise.

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According to my Fitbit and the bags under my eyes I slept 47 minutes last night.

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President Musk will reportedly allow Donald Trump to use office space in the White House complex.

submitted 121 days ago • 19 comments

If I didn’t own a house in Alberta I wouldn’t live here.

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I’ve celebrated 27/48 birthdays with my spouse. Happy Birthday Fats!

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My daughter told me last time she wants to secretly record me and make audio book called Leanne.

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