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To the burgulars who performed the greatest heist in state history, please return the collection of Baby Jesus shaped chicken tenders to the Indiana Museum of Science and Natural History.

Have you tried the new varietals of Snoop Wines? There are lots to choose from. Merlot was the Case The Chironic Chardin and Juice Cabernet Sauvignoggy-Style Rosédie Drop It like It's Blanc Nuthin' but a Gris Thang The Shiraznit Drama in the Mal.Be.C. Lodi Moscoti

I noticed not seeing JD Vance lately and thought maybe something was wrong. But, as it turns out, this is normal.

If you give someone some phish, then they may eat in a smelly parking lot outside of a noodling concert for a day. But if you teach someone to phish, then, by the profits of identity theft, they may eat for a lifetime.

Probably been done before..

Wake each day at 4 AM. Start the coffee. Feed the dogs and cats. Pour a tall cob of joe strong enough to be better called "Joseph."

What's on your holiday wish list?