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The US government has self-neutered. REPEAT THE US GOVERNMENT HAS SELF-NEUTERED. Thank you for your attention on this matter, please return to your usual scrolling.

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Four years ago we couldn't halt a pandemic and hundreds of thousands needlessly died be abuse the Covid vaccine had "a microchip in it to track you." Today:

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New Yorkers: Anyone but Cuomo The Universe:

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Inventor of the Covid vaccine and director of 2025 best picture Anora, His Majesty George VII of House Santos, has endorsed Cuomo. Huge get.

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We're writing Iran's propaganda at this point. Every move we make.

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Translation: Book your own flights out of Iran, Americans. We’re not going to help you escape- Even though we’ve given you no advanced warning of our attack and placed you in great danger.

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In April, a strange website appeared, offering abortion "concierge" services. In May, it started contacting clinics. "If you are paying us to coordinate for you, we will provide certified, safe clinics in our network who treat you like a Princess, 🙂” the organization wrote to a secret shopper.

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Global billionaire net worth is $16 trillion. A one time only 75% tax ($12T) would leave every single one filthy rich and pay for: -End world hunger for 10 years: $0.4T -Fix US infrastructure: $2.6T -End malaria: $0.12T -Convert India to green energy: $1T Running out of room w/ ~$9T still left.

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If you took the $1.1 trillion earned by just 100 billionaires last year and mailed every household a check, it'd be $8,700 each. The thing is most billionaires don't actually pay taxes anymore. What the GOP bill is really doing is selling off public lands and cutting Medicare to pay off oligarchs.

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The Conspiracy of the Pure in Heart fucked this country so inconceivably hard tens of thousands die every years NOW, 80 years later, AT MINIMUM, because of them, with no end in sight. Few people have done more damage to the US.

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The DNC and hating progressives, name a more iconic duo.

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Let's take Healthcare. How many of those takes are just different variations of "I know we should have uhc but I've been conditioned to consider that socialism and thus scary so here is my 17 part idea that in the end is just uhc but convoluted"? Then apply that logic to all issues.

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ICE's story is now "those weren't ICE agents at Dodger's stadium, they were an armed group impersonating federal agents, an incident which bears no further investigation, thank you good day." If they aren't lying then Fauxnilla ICE is far more dangerous than Maria the PTA member.

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Wait. Wait. Seriously wait. The world's most obvious troll/impersonator account of ACTUALLY the VPOTUS? But really, what?

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DHS stated policy is now to break the law. The stated policy. Im sure @schumer.senate.gov is preparing his sternest finger wag presently.

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