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Enough about you. Let's talk about me for a while.

Ya'll know we're doomed, right? Just checking.

What are you people doing up so late? I'm cray and sleep like a cat. What's your excuse?

I was doing a survey online to try make some money earlier and it asked my birthdate as they always do. It just hit me. By most definitions, I become a "senior citizen" this year and I'm not down with that.

TikTok's tryna ignore me. How cute. 🙄

Nope. Can't be bothered. Gotta go. Bye. Gonna find something to stream on my free shit.

"I'm a blue dot in..." Here's what you do then. Meet up with a bunch of other blue dots "in" and drag motherfuckers to the polls if we're lucky enough to actually have midterms. Don't fail again. Damn.

Wow. First veiled death threat on TikTok. Go, me!

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They're making their list They're checking it twice They're gonna assassinate Anyone they don't like.. They're the GOP!

That right there. Yup.

Trumpty Dumpty got mad and came home. Doh!

At best.

He shit on himself and needed to be changed is what happened.

Ohmagootness. Trump's WWIII is steaming right along!

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Truth BOMB!

Don't grab those ones, we need them. Oh, go ahead. Wait, no... Okay, get 'em... Well... HE's INSANE! Why can he NOT be stopped? INSANE!

I envy those wealthy enough to escape the Hell the US media helped bring down us all by spending the last four years bashing a competent President and boosting the rantings of a madman. Bon voyage!

Imagine that.

Remember, "I was born here right after I came over on the Mayflower." End of story.

Wish it was that easy.

He's celebrating the first of the regime's MANY political assassinations and if she doesn't realize that and that she and her colleagues better step it the fuck up... all is lost. Come on, now.

RED ALERT:

Unfortunate truth but I think it's gonna work for the regime. Damn it.

"You're so random." Yes. Yellow.

I blew it out. It was icky. You're all caught up.

Smarter than me folks, if I start putting #BlueskyMarketplace on my posts about my Avon fuckery and the such, can people who aren't interested just block that hashtag? I think they can. What say you, Bluesky?

My evil plot to make the world look and smell better is actually going kinda okay. Thanks to all who have ordered from my online Avon shop!!!!!!!!