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My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). Content strategy and franchise management, but no work stuff mentioned. Gardening. Pets. Gratitude. Improv. I still think MAGAts are f*tards, but won't mention it (much).
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TACO

Bet he was vaxxed...

I don't know if there is a more appropriate goodbye to Loretta Swit, than her last scene in MASH in the series finale. Loretta won two Emmy's for her role as Major Houlihan.

Merge a good move and a bad movie to make a #Frankenfilm Barbie and Child's Play

This is my fav genre from riot grl...

Guys. Nachonachoman dot com is right there for the taking...

I read this as the Filth Element

I don't know, man. If *everyone* is yelling at you, and complaining that you suck at your job, maybe it's not the medium. Maybe you're using the medium to talk AT instead of TO?

Ahaha! She's done it again!

All those people clamoring that America should be run like a business are totally surprised at how successful businesses are run

Buddy Hackett defined a "gentleman" as someone who stepped out of the shower to pee

Repost is an endorsement

Thinkin' 'bout wang chunning*. Anyone else? (*should it be wanging chun?)

Running 'murica like a (trump) business

Grad Show: I think I have a rhythm now, and "fun" happens along with the funny. Still not convinced montages are for every show. They're a higher level of skill, and maybe we should subject people to our entry-level playtime.

The cycle continues. Class = too analytical/in my head. Jams = fun.

@ossoff.senate.gov @ossoff.bsky.social At least you're not Herschel Walker. Rs decided to run a sane person, you're on your own.

But what's the 5 year survival rate for being, you know, 80?

Right into my veins

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

Needs a cool venue. A Coliseum of some sort...

Get you a graphic designer who makes you look good