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The MGoBlog Opponent Watch guy. Other stupid thoughts available at bryanmac.substack.com, or wherever fine takes are sold.
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My wife took out a book from the local library, and someone put a sticky note inside the front cover. Thank you, Anonymous Hero, for saving everyone from getting bogged down in the first 303 pages.

My legal analysis, based on this development: hide

Protestors in Middle Tennessee are welcome to crash on my couch, but in return y’all gotta teach me to skateboard.

Folks, we have a serious problem. All of a sudden, my béchamel and béchamel derivatives be grainy as hell.

It’s basically Two Llamas day, except (a) both of the llamas are white, and (b) we’re less concerned about them getting run over in traffic.

“Get me a Paul brother on the line for a reaction RIGHT NOW.”

I looked out my window and saw Nick Castellanos soaring over my house by flapping his arms, so I figured “might be time to check out the ol’ timeline.”

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

/Me, logging on for the first time in a few days

Okay, someone has to say it: Sam-I-Am and the Narrator are in a remarkably toxic relationship.

We do not need to bring ink and paper into this

@hollyanderson.bsky.social Re: the “Animals in Peril” genre, my wife refuses to let the kids watch Homeward Bound, and when asked why, she says “Because… Shadow…” and then sobs inconsolably.

“Fuck ‘em up, Ms. Rachel” ~Bryan, Ms. Rachel’s friend

I simply asked “will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?” I never explicitly promised a reward for the head of Thomas Becket. So, in conclusion, no quid pro quo, not corrupt, perfect ye olde phone call.

On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

Put the Pope Hat on the Big Ten coast-to-coast commercial

It will never beat Hue Jackson trying to bury the hiring of Art Briles in the invasion of Ukraine… but we can always hope.

Dog pulled off a full Sandlot. It’s cool, I’ve only had this Nolan Ryan signed baseball for a few decades.

Profiles in Courage