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Says the man with a golden toilet.

submitted 34 days ago • 216 comments

In space, Venus flanks Earth on the left, with a hellfire greenhouse effect. Mars on the right, which long ago had running water. Today, it's bone dry. Something bad happened on each planet. Seems like the wrong time to limit the Nation’s capacity to conduct climate research.

submitted 35 days ago • 582 comments

“They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have 5.”

submitted 35 days ago • 1212 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 489 comments

I have a new piece in the Hell Section of the Heaven Hell show at CSMA in Ithaca. The QRcode in the bottom right will take to you to a web page that will explain everything you need to know about what I know about Spacerex. Here’s the link: spacerex.com/unidentified...

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I made this!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

spacerex.com/unidentified...

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

youtube.com/watch?v=2YgN...

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

spacerex.com/unidentified...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been obsessed with Gravity’s Rainbow since the second time I read it, back in the 1980s, every time I read it (again) it gets better. Its level of detail makes it apply to anything and everything. I’ve proselytized for 40 years trying to share my joy and just made my first convert! Not easy.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

When life gives you a world on fire, bake bread.

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Accurate.

submitted 92 days ago • 548 comments

It’s borderline criminal.

submitted 93 days ago • 2974 comments

youtube.com/watch?v=R7hg...

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I just learned that the ascii number for “x” is 88. Anyone remember hitchhikers guide? 42 being the big answer to life the universe and everything? And also being ascii for “*” which, in Boolean operations, means “whatever?” Musk is a computer geek. So what does 88 symbolize in shitified twitter?

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 95 days ago • 1569 comments

Marjorie Trailer Greene is concerned with decorum all of a sudden. 🥴

submitted 96 days ago • 1302 comments

Look what's happening at the French Embassy in Washington DC.

submitted 96 days ago • 670 comments

So tired of having to think about the goddamned president all the time. The president should have to think about me all the time. I should think about my job or anime or whatever I want.

submitted 96 days ago • 48 comments

Officials at the FAA have directed staff to identify tens of millions of dollars to fund a Starlink deal for upgrading air traffic control communications. Staff has been instructed to find the funds while minimizing documentation and avoiding a paper trail.

submitted 98 days ago • 1304 comments

When you miss a call, they leave a voicemail, then send a text that says "left you a message" it's called a boomer-rang

submitted 100 days ago • 10 comments

Just posted by President Zelenskyy

submitted 101 days ago • 2022 comments

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

submitted 101 days ago • 1188 comments

If you still have friends/family who think this administration will help them, talk to them about money....

submitted 108 days ago • 35 comments

"Let's figure out why men become Nazis" isn't a particularly rewarding game, in my opinion. Yes, everyone has reasons for what they do, but the answer to "why does a white man embrace a political system in which white men alone hold power" is fairly self-evident.

submitted 108 days ago • 20 comments

Crusty old circular saw, meet your new dust extraction system. Some duct tape necessary.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 115 days ago • 783 comments

Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. And this is what the White House is focused on.

submitted 118 days ago • 2326 comments