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bugsy.bsky.social
psychopaths are human too
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My first protest ever and it’s in DTLA; wish me luck, I feel like an American finally

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“Not shaped like a bear” gives you less information than “shaped like a not bear” because the latter tell you it has a definite shape. Yes, the weed is good.

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Just had a dream that gachas were real. Looks like I need to go touch casino carpet

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I still can’t tell if Wind Breaker is more “shōjo for men” or “shōnen for women”

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Fire Emblem Tellius remakes but they add content and switch between Ike and Micaiah throughout both games, please

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“Jordan Peterson, you’re an absolutely pedantic debate lord.” “What do you mean by ‘absolutely?’”

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Why do companies that buy diabetic test strips advertising on signs stapled to street lights feel like the most Amerystopian thing ever?

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Don’t be a “you killed one person” kinda guy with a lever, be a “you just saved 5 people” kinda guy with a lever 🥃

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Been getting back into working out this week but I still don’t look like a Frank Franzetta painting yet - what gives??

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“Go! Go! Loser Ranger!” is the first “who’s the real monster?” story in which I have absolutely no clue who the real monster is

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How tf does Itachi have those face lines when he never smiles

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Band name idea: Impotent Apparatus

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It’s odd to me that being “results-oriented” is so often an excuse for overlooking what actually constitutes a “result.” How everyone and everything is affected along the way, how people feel throughout, and the future consequences down the line are an important part of any real result

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The hardest thing about being able to throw people really far is that you become way too trusting

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The only truly shared millennial trait is enjoying sex to Redbone

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Paper Dark souls: The Thousand-NieR Doorsona 33 is definitely game of the year material

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Just walked by a guy duct taping his car up in the grocery store parking lot while wearing Gucci flip-flops. There’s a statement to be made here, but I’m not exactly sure what that is.

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The Holy Nut Seerios

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Anime Mom: “No, we have Taco Bell at home.” Taco Bell at home:

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Now is a perfect opportunity for a milk brand to make a killer social media team

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What if there was a dispensary out there closed today for Easter?

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I was just told that my dialogues sound like literary internal monologues and I’m crashing out

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Yo mama has such little class, tankies saw her and realized that true communism has been tried

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Here's Trump saying to Bukele that "homegrown criminals are next" and talking about how El Salvador will need to build "about five more places."

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Just imagining the life of Ten Second Tom from “50 First Dates” is peak psychological/existential horror

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Boost Mobile: “We aren’t just a front for crack!”

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A huge issue with society is that so many people assume that everyone else is/will be an asshole to them about everything

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What if dogs are actually depressed and just act funny like most comedians

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My mom said I could be anything, so I became a drug

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April babies: our parents are all teachers because we’re 9 months away from summer

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Klanye West

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A leader is who you look up to, not who you suck up to

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“Liberal Mom, Liberal Dad? I have something important to tell you. I hope you’re sitting down… …I’m trans.” “Oh okay, phew! I thought you about to say you just got a tattoo! That would have been way harder to kick you out of the house over!”

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If I was an ultra-toxic YouTube workout guru for trans women, my motto would be “if you don’t have an hourglass, then you might as well be a clock.”

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Matt Walsh’s wife would know all about settling

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The World Arfenomic Forum The WAF WAF WAF

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

It’s crazy that the winning right-wing strategy was just what Bender did to get on that sitcom with Calculon

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

The Democratic Party really is that one femboy repper that you find in Nazi Discord servers who has no business being there but is too afraid to leave because she gets so much attention. The only solution is to slide into her DMs and make her feel confident in herself over time. We’re fucked

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