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“Dear Diary, how are you? I am fine. (sighs) Okay, I'm not fine. You got me. God, you're good.” - Tina Belcher
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I’m craving some tikka masala with a McDonald’s breakfast burrito 😋

Apologies to any enthusiasts of this song, but “Imagine” brings me to irrational annoyance and borderline rage.

Starting to judge people that always start off their answer with, “Both sides are bad.”

Randomly remembering a 00s Wendy’s frosty commercial: “It’s not a solid. It’s not a liquid! It’s a soquid!— and you eat it with a fpoon!”

What is the purpose of having a promise ring vs an engagement ring? “Watch me collect empty assurances from my partner like Infinity Stones!”

Sometimes you (me) gotta leave the 4AM Club folks for your own mental health. Too much potentials for false hope every time there’s a new goal post made. I will always hope for hope with humanity, but I don’t want to ride on a delulu train that cripples me from moving forward and acting on my own.

In some ways, I had hoped Pope Francisco would stay forever. You can return home now, Father. 🕊️

Hey April, what’s a reason you couldn’t finish a book? 📖 Thanks for asking. It was the fact the writer would only have her cat “yowl” for responses/sounds. No such thing as a meow, hiss, purr, growl, squeak, chatter, trill… Just… YOWL BookSky, I want to know how that got past editors. ✍🏼😫

still spiraling 🌀w🌀 open.spotify.com/track/0ACu78...

Pronouncing it Blue Sky… I get it. Makes sense. ⛅️ But when I see communities like BookSky or MedSky, I wanna read it like BookSkee or MedSkee 🤷🏻‍♀️

The feeling of drifting off into the middle of a lonely galaxy… open.spotify.com/track/2soOvB...

It got worsahh 😭

Going on a Spotify tour of Cher’s music after hearing my niece has been trying to Parent Trap-me with my ex. This is how I spiral. 🌀

That annoying feeling when you’re fresh out of the shower and you suddenly have the urge to use the toilet.

How many fanfics from the 2000s–2010s were titled My Immortal and weren’t inspired by Evanescence? I need answers.

Kayleigh Rose is such a disappointment. Tsk. Girl, you’re almost 30.

Is it bad that I’m thinking of whipping out a pendulum to find my St. Jude pendant? 👀

Happy Doctor’s Day! Nothing like being celebrated while watching public health get defunded, discredited, and dismantled. However, I believe that this is temporary and we will be able to adjust course but it will take a lot of work and advocacy. Thank you very much for your support.

There will never be enough tissues to prepare someone for the beauty that is “When Life Gives You Tangerines” 🍊 No villains. Just life.

Can anyone explain why the TT influencers have started calling it “Zempic” instead of Ozempic? And it’s especially the ones that claim to be nurses that “back the science” on the “natural supplements” but not the former? This is the modern day Avon salespeople.

🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

After years of insisting liquid-only detergent was the best, my mother has entered her Tide pod era and now refuses to use anything else to wash her clothes.

In other news, reading FB statuses of a woman complaining that Wal-Mart won’t let her leave the store while they’re under an ACTIVE tornado warning. Sorry to hear that the employees don’t want you to kill yourself under their watch. 🤷🏻‍♀️ The audacity!! 😱

So apparently, the KDrama pipeline for my parents starts with Lee Byung Hun— all of his movies are like gold to them atm lol

Remembering being a high school kid in the 00s and waking up to a late night MTV show— seeing Hot Hot Heat for the first time and writing down random lyrics to subsequently Google and Limewire in the morning. 🥲 #MillenialMemories

Read on TT: “There are people in this world that make me realize I am not enough of a hater. Kendrick Lamar and Nancy Grace are two standout examples.”

How to Make Me Irrationally Angry: Show me a mukbang video.

The original Squid game was willy Wonka's chocolate factory #hottake

Sometimes, I imagine my latest celebrity hyperfixations bald— just for that extra assurance that I like them for who they are, not just their looks. 🙃

Something with a dreamy and nostalgic vibe to it tonight: “Tokyo Summer” - Mounties open.spotify.com/track/7zdvno...

Remember when Maroon 5 created the masterpiece that was Songs About Jane? That’s all.

Wonderwall is playing on shuffle. I feel seen but also offended by the Spotify gods that they thought this was appropriate for me right now.

Foxtrot Delta Tango

Noticing I have pressured speech when talking to anyone outside of my house these last few months. Should I be concerned?

Working with ChatGPT on a story I’ve been brainstorming and.. I believe I’ve hurt the AI’s feelings. If AI takes over the world, this was my contribution.

Unwillingly learned about armpit chlamydia. I think that’s my cue to go to bed now.

To each their own but why has Millie Bobby Brown been wanting to be 40yo for the last 5 years? Drake, what did you do? 👀 I smell a stink, and it feels like you did this.

Unfortunately, I’m a very unkind person when you’ve lost me as a friend. Purposely ruining The Unsent Project for you and your unique name is like tasting the first bite of a warm dish on a cold day. I won’t know when, but it’s gonna be a great disappointment for you one day.

The CEO of The LIV Method, Matt Sauerhoff, is about to pull out a ukulele and fake some tears. 🙄 So emotional, so performative. 👎 Bet he won’t even directly apologize to Eddie Huang—just a half-assed ‘we can do better’ paragraph slapped on a Notes app screenshot.

As a fellow Aries, just so you know… my actual favorite color is not red.

@vintageobscura.net Where have you been all my life? Thank you for popping in. Your music tastes are just the right amount of eclectic crunch for my ears😍🙏🏼🎧

(Second) 🌚 Insomniac Song of the Night: 🌌 open.spotify.com/track/0b0Dz0...

🌚 Insomniac Song of the Night: 🌃 open.spotify.com/track/1eTazn...

Debating on making this my new profile pic.

The way Leo Skepi curses during conversation is like putting the perfect amount of toppings to your ice cream sundae. 😮‍💨👌🍨

For sure.

Why is TikTok suggesting people I know irl to me? (I have my settings off for any contact syncing.) You’re not supposed to be creepy like Facebook! 😩 #CriesInHashtag #MillenialTears

Such an elegant way to heavily imply a mountain of nudes