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Oh, so it’s ACTUALLY called that, huh? How are there no adults in government?

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I’m finally accepting that the U.S. hasn’t had an exceptional leader for more than 0.025% of its lifetime.

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My Bluesky feed is also from the world of John Wick.

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The new pope is from Chicago, so you know he deepdish whitesoz mallooort LSDitka 68 dnc Super Bowl Shuffle!!!

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Breaking: God turns out to be Walter Payton, picks Chicago pope

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As a millennial, I’m tacitly responsible for the scourge of boho shabby-chic, so I get why Republicans would want to cancel art entirely.

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It’s wild that none of us talk about how shitty Amazon.com looks.

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Pam Bondi looks like the corpse of Anya Taylor-Joy.

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If you’re not occasionally uncomfortable. Challenged. Afraid or tense. Taking risks and making tough choices. You have my deepest sympathies.

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No mirror bleaker than the one you face while doing squats at the gym.

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I always reckoned Trump as OUR problem, some reflection of our darkest minds and media and unabashed greed. But it’s become evident that our stillborn American dream is now the collective nightmare of an entire planet. Every hour a deeper plummet. Every day a fresh abyss.

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It’s every holiday when Kid Rock’s in town.

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I get a lot of ads for pheromone-enhanced fragrances that promise to make ladies REAL horny, but why can’t they make one that smells like video games and pizza and beer for us dudes?

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Getting all my fiber and whiskey this week like a big boy.

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Why don’t they just make the whole hummus out of the relish in the middle?

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So Matt Gaetz was too shitty to be in THIS administration. That’s gotta sting.

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Dude. You haven’t seen The Matrix? Fuck… dude. The Matrix… dude. You gotta see The Matrix. Holds up dude. Fuck… The Matrix… The Matrix… The Matrix…

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Trump’s just like a bull in a china shop… or like a human trafficker in a nightclub… or an ape in a shit-throwing contest.

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Is it time now that our most artful fictions no longer evoke a gray cataclysm of reality but instead a dulcet droning of convenient normalcy? A sitcom of all things working out with no seductive cliffhangery or portention? Asking for a friend.

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Grosses me out that Mike Johnson reminds me of me.

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Member when everyone visibly pretended they had moral obligations on Wednesday?

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Stock market’s really Hulu-ing right now. Is that something? What do we think, cinema fam?

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I’m manifesting… Breaking News Donald J. Trump is dead at 78 of severe diarrhea. An accidental live stream caught his final agonizing moments in the White House lavatory. Elon Musk and J.D. Vance also presumed dead after Air Force One caught fire and exploded over Mar-a-Lago.

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We tell one another that they’re misguided. They tell one another that we’re scum. This is why we can’t live together.

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Has anyone considered violent upheaval yet? Felt cute. Might delete later.

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Love the quotes @johnvaillant.bsky.social pulls in Fire Weather. Each of them as terrifying and biblical as the book itself.

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AMC filled my Captain America popcorn bucket with ennui.

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I’m gonna say it. I think these times are fraught.

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A’ight. Time to start hoarding flu shots.

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It’s donut day at the office so you better believe I’m cutting all these motherfuckers into 1/8s.

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Oh my god. Your email found me. I don’t know how, but it found me.

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Guys, I think the next election could be one of the most important in modern history.

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If the Chiefs and Emilia Pérez both win I think we can close out the loop on whether there’s a god.