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If you’re doing the 9 inning challenge do you have to wait until first pitch? Can you start during anthems? Earlier? Where do we stand on this

This is my wife’s first year watching hockey. She’s been a disinterested observer of my suffering for 15 years. But the PWHL got her into it, then Nylander’s charms pulled her into the orbit of the Leafs (I discouraged it, but if she’s watched me all these years and still jumped in? Not my fault)

Just occurred to me that the Sceptres really need to win the Walter Cup this year because once the league expands beyond six teams, they’re fucked.

PP1 immediately turning back into a pumpkin with Reilly slotting back in for Tavares is quite a thing.

The Leafs in potential series clinching games

This game is nuts.

Away teams scoring in response before the home goal can even be announced is one of the funniest things in hockey.

Gotta hand it to Montreal on that booing. Top notch booing.

HEY SIRI PLAY PANAMA

It’s extremely important to me personally that the Stolarz penalty is part of a winning effort.

Leafs were lucky. But as it turns out sometimes that’s better than good.

I would do anything for him

Random intoxicated dude sitting in a stairwell as I pass in my Leafs jersey: “they fucking suck. They’ll break your heart. They’re the Boston Red Sox of hockey. [short pause] This is our year.”

Got my NINTH Covid vaccine and voted. Civic duty Friday.

I can’t even front. I’m terrified of this playoff series. My only hope is that the Sen’s very specific playoff curse hangs heavier than our very general one.

There’s believing in your guys and there’s letting your guys walk all over you. John Schneider does the latter.

HIT A GODDAMN HOMER

This is how I got my Nintendo Gameboy.

This ump has money on the result.

two balls were closer than the two called strikes

BLUE. What the FUCK man.

As someone who thought they should leave Heineman in Florida, I apologize.

Boy if this team could score a little more often they could be knocking at the door of 11-3 today. ALAS.

So here’s the thing, this bullpen can’t afford to be over exposed, it’s not good enough, so at some point you’re gonna have to let the starters try and get a few more even if some guys get on base.

Getting a run out of Schneider-Straw-Heineman is CRAZY lmao

GEORGE SPRINGER I ALWAYS BELIEVED

Honestly crazy stuff from Lucas. Where the hell did this come from.

Davis Schneider’s gotta go. So sorry.

Listen I would much rather have him than not have him but man, watching him stumble out the gate hitting the ball into the ground YET AGAIN reminds me that this could end up feeling like the contract equivalent of getting the 3rd WC and getting swept. Like I guess it’s better than not. I guess.

I really want Davis Schneider to be a major leaguer but I don’t think he is. The book is out on him.

Another John Schneider disasterclass for the books.

Just taking the tail pipe for a spin

Important loonie dog-to-bun ratio adjustment.

Got the cool standing room spots