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butterstotch.bsky.social
just a lovable lil guy probably
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when are billionaires gonna make their permanent mark on the world by building beautiful cities again

I have a taking responsibility for my own actions kink

feel bad for little 18th century guys that can’t shove an airpod into their ears

never listen to anyone when they tell you you are good at something and you should do that.

fuck librarians and fuck that white ass librarian movie made by sarah jessica parker. she has betrayed me in more ways than one

librarians should be upfront and honest with you that the librarian profession is rapidly dying out instead of telling people like me it’s a good idea to get a to get a degree and enter the job market because I would make such a good librarian

I want my plant to grow and I want to be happy

when is somebody gonna celebrate me for being vanilla scented and full of love

I feel that the wrong exboyfriend is stalking me across my social media ):

my feelings are reason enough

maybe going non-verbal is the real me

don’t talk to me until I have had my morning marijuana

suspiciously, I have seen no thirst traps on bluesky

I mean, come on.

reminder that when I drive in your car I’m your baby

I now have 420 followers on linkedin time to pack a bowl

cats, cash, cars, and coffee. the holy [quad]fecta 🤍

only fans? only problems 💁🏻‍♀️

I wonder what the dj is gonna play that’s gonna get me to fall in love and change my life *flo rida right round starts playing*

I am not blueskying about the oscars because of my bad takes like there should have been more kylie jenner and less adrian brody

should I stress out and get stuff done, or chill out and watch stuff happen to me

I relate to this squirrel. species division is an illusion

I think elon musk should be spending his money building cute cities like the dictators of yore but whatever

butterstotch has a lot to say and the platforms can’t handle it (not because it’s controversial or bad, just the sheer amount of stuff I have to say)

it’s miss me monday do you miss me

some people give sim energy and I think I’m trying to be one of them

posted these raw unfiltered selfies on my story to prove I’m hotter than my cousins but nothing came of it

sick of seattle being a lame city when that’s my city like let’s step up and get hard. get real. get like a party mansion or something.

forgot about bluesky while I spent time commenting facts about myself on my twitter crush’s tweets so he can get to know me better

just opened up bluesky instead of linkedin and I didn’t notice right away

“looking at the family history of the kardashians” like ok I’m done w this podcast

Happy Thursday ❤️

I gotta get together an ig photodump ab this

stared at the term “ingredient household” for way too long bc what even is that. I live in an ingredient household btw

I am the carrie bradshaw of substack probably.

seen 21 hours ago feels so good.

my ex is more successful than me rn ☹️

true confession I have never listened to elton john on my own in the comfort of my own ears

I have a really random elton john tweet popping of rn if anyone wants to know what’s going on w me atm

some people live their lives with genuine sparkle and shine and others will respond w a hateful and unkind “oh wow”

I watched emma chamberlain almost die drinking iced coffee non-stop and staying up for 48hrs in 2017 and now she has her own coffee shop. never don’t give up.