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I asked chat gpt to circle the best lemon

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I like Shazamming a song shit bar speakers then playing the song at home on good speakers and being like wow

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If everyone was to carry a crowbar at all times would it have an impact on crowbar related crimes?

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

every fucking time i've had to interact with ruby it's been a miserable experienced

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Useful people solve problems, interesting people create them.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Humanity isn’t ready for a dogshit imitation of humanity created by humanity.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

everything is an aircraft carrier if you’re a skilled enough pilot

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Q for anyone that has a vague grasp of philosophy: Was the Socratic method thing about asking people questions in such a way that they formed concepts within their own head but also in a way that dismantled their world view to the point that they got kinda fucked of with him?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

What if trains were just one big train and you just walked to the correct doors to get to your destination

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how many of the benefits of an ice bath can be attributed to being happy that you now do not have to do the ice bath?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

“The Real Slim Shady is within all of us.” - Carl Jung

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t start poems I end them

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

fuck

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Frankly it feels like humanity isn’t doing a hugely good job because despite the opportunities nerds have made for them people are still utter dickheads. Will AI improve anything? No.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

the year is 2025. you have to explain yourself to an AI rabbit to get code merged.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

nextjs was always kinda suss imo

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Humanity is lost

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Experience economy idea: Be a bar staff for a night. You pay a bunch of money and everyone serves drinks terribly with very little training to actual customers for several hours. Utter chaos and you make bank.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

We need more bridges east of tower bridge not a stupid car tunnel

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

uniqlo are just scrubs for office workers

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Every sentence of this is dumber than the one before it.

submitted 92 days ago • 16 comments

Very funny and British that 5.11 make a bag with a concealed carry pouch that is actually used for concealing taking a few beers into a venue

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

way funnier knowing in any emergency situation she'd have to be clicking through a bunch of submenus to even open the glovebox

submitted 94 days ago • 298 comments