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Relocated The Fortress of Hate. Arsenal, Music, Photography, Communism. Countries of the world: I’m available. GFY…
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I made a Godzilla play set

submitted 8 days ago • 31 comments

What the fuck is happening in the deodorant aisle? How much can it fucking cost to make some deodorant? Go fuck yourself.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hey yeah you can turn these off for me thanks and go fuck yourself.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What in the almighty holy fuck??? Are they also K-Pop fans?

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Always loved Crystal Palace. When I was a kid I thought they were named after the video game Crystal Castles.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck is happening in the deodorant aisle? Don’t make me make my own, you’ll regret it. GFY.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

*phone ringing* "hey Jerry! guess what, I just got elected pope!"

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

So help me fucking god grocery stores…keep all your god damn mother fucking spices in one mother fucking god damn space go fuck yourself. Hallelujah happy easter.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Me in the national security group chat…

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Your head will literally explode if you imagine what would have happened had Hilary Clinton been using Signal.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

How small are the Cadbury Creme Eggs going to get?? This is god damn fucking ridiculous go fuck yourself.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Let me tell you what we’re not doing. We’re not doing fucking Easter lights. Absolutely go fuck yourself with that.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

JFC too progressive?????????? They haven’t even started to be actually progressive they’re too busy pandering to the center right.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

This was in as red as red as you can get Kansas, where you can barely find a democratic vote and they had to bail. FAFO in full effect…

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Autechre is coming to save us.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

All you ever have to do is step one foot out of the country to realize we are a garbage dump of a country.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Cut off the oil and gas. Do it Canada. Don’t be like democrats fucking do it. I don’t give a fuck.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

submitted 138 days ago • 260 comments

I’m begging. Breweries. It’s January. I don’t want, or need, 9 IPA choices. I swear I will buy them in summer just please….

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

At an Estate Sale: Man (to the room): Look a Reagan autobiography, what a great president he was right? My wife: Why don’t you shove that autobiography up your ass. Who says soulmates aren’t real…

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

If you built a neighborhood without sidewalks, I’m walking right down the middle of the god damn street and you’re just gonna have to run me the fuck over GFY…

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

What’s happening on Red Note is the god damn funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life… Good job, America, you’ve made the actual Chinese Tik Tok the #1 app in the App Store. Love when a plan comes together. You’re gonna need another bill.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing enrages me more than looking up Amtrak trains and fares. And that’s saying something GFY.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

If you call a film a “flick” you should automatically be banned from watching them gfy…

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments