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Disappointed optimist & awkward cunt. “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” ATTENTION SPAM BOTS! YOU WILL BE REPORTED & BLOCKED SO DON’T EVEN FUCKING BOTHER FOLLOWING ME!!! 🖕
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Ban #fossilfuel #advertising and sponsorship petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

M5 bank holiday traffic comes to standstill - due to a #goat 🛣️🐐 www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerse...

Deport these asswipes, they have gang tattoos. #cult45

Shitler did this👇🏾

FACTCHECK: Almost all the headlines on Tony Blair / net-zero are *wildly* inaccurate REALITY: 1️⃣Net-zero is *only way* to stop warming 2️⃣Blair calls for tech to "turbocharge our path to net-zero" 3️⃣He categorically *does not* say "net-zero is doomed to fail" 🧵 1/6

Stephen Miller’s words come to life. This administration’s vision for our schools.

What makes a butt a butt? In this story from 2022, we meet the scientists and illustrators who spread joy and knowledge about the backends of the backbone-less.

Robocop was a documentary.

#NewsNight

FYI

Omg 😆

Ultra-processed food increases risk cancer, heart disease & early death. 13.8% of premature deaths in England caused by UPF. Corporations harm people - UPF, food with extra salt/sugar/fats, tobacco, sewage in rivers - for profit. Make corporations bear the social cost of their harmful practices.

...always miss #alienday , pity 'cause i love me an #alien

How can this be a fair fight. 😜

I must admit. I love how China is trolling the White House!

🦇👮‍♂️ “#Police ‘deliver vengeance’ on illegal gamblers while disguised as #Batman and #Robin” www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

George RR Martin is an author on the dire wolf paper. Presumably to make sure there’s plenty of incest, cos these wolves will have no one else to fuck except each other.

Outrageous. Trump has told the UK that if we want tariff relief we need to buy chlorinated chicken from the US! 🤢🐔 How dare he try and impose poor food standards in Britain. Sign the petition to keep chlorine-washed chicken off our shelves:

Absolutely dead at the line “Kaplan Mulholland is reluctant to move to Italy because the food is ‘full of carbs’”, and I don’t think there’s a violin small enough.

Try not to laugh. 😆 #MomSky

Blimey. One of Nigel Farage's biggest donors, and the owner of 55 Tufton Street, is helping the Russian military effort www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/w...

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Dear @ASPRoadSafety @BristolCouncil,Normalised unenforced illegal #PavementParking in every direction on many streets in Bristol today.I’ve never seen 1 ticket on any vehicles here. Heres actionable evidence / details needed so please could you now enforce the existing laws here.

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London is nailing the guerrilla ad campaign. Hilarious, effective, and a perfect mix of shame for Tesla owners and deterrence for potential buyers

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