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I sure like the feeling of an endless road (I'm tired of doing what I'm told) I know that life is fleeting and it all goes fast (If no-one lives forever, who laughs last?)
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NEW from me: #SkinnyTok influencer Liv Schmidt is making an est. $100k a month from the Skinni Societe, a group of girls encouraging each other to starve themselves. I joined the group and found at least 15 members who are still in high school. Here’s what else I saw: www.thecut.com/article/infl...

Yeah but who gets rich off of caring for the public.

Wouldn't that be something. But according to Blue Sky liberals you just need to VOTE BLUE and everything will fix itself. Like they've been in a coma for 40 years.

She's right guys. All the horrible people in power who are ruining the world will just peacefully give up power once she's elected and votes really, really hard.

half life 2 was genius for coming up a terrifying concept that speaks to everyone: "what if aliens showed up and put your shitty boss in charge of the entire earth"

People say Andor is so dark and adult but it still has fun shit like characters named Semaj, assassins racing each other to kill politicians, rad starships, droids giving death stares, jokes about Fox News & cereal, & this goofy little alien bitch going off in support of fascism like Lindsay Graham

yesterday i published this piece about Trump floating a bullshit plan to "raise taxes on the rich" in order to bait the media into talking about it. shortly after, the GOP released their tax plan, which naturally includes no tax such increase on the rich.

"He’ll eat in a room with a floor covered in feces. He’ll ask, many times, for supplies to clean it up... he’ll gradually start to long to be deported to El Salvador, a country he barely knows. He’ll want this but won’t get it, because this is an ICE jail." How is every story worst than the last?

"the money is too good to pass up"

Average Onion subscriber.

Yes, of course. It only counts as a bribe if someone says, "Hello. I am bribing you. Will you accept this bribe while we record this conversation?" and they say, "Yes. I am accepting your bribe in exchange for the action we both wrote down and signed together. Thank you for your corruption."

CDC reports 216 child deaths this flu season—most in 15 years Measles surpasses 1000 cases—first time in 30 years USA has the lowest life expectancy & highest infant & maternal mortality of any developed nation on Earth This is what RFK + the for profit health scam industry has wrought us. Smh

a Yemeni child raising an F-18 out of the Red Sea like an X-wing

This is America.

Pirro is the 23rd former Fox employee Trump has named to his administration. She's wildly unqualified to be DC's top prosecutor and was been described by her former executive producer as a "reckless lunatic." Gonna thread some of her lowlights.

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

there exists no principle in the liberal mind that should not be abandoned the second it becomes politically inconvenient and that some voters cannot forsake morality to “vote strategically” is so intellectually mystifying that they are incapable of recognizing leftists as a constituency to be won

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Since Trump took office, his family has made $2.9 billion in crypto. Again, this is a level of corruption so cartoonish, so obvious & on the surface, that it seems to have stunned everyone to silence.

So awkward when the president won’t stop talking about locking up criminals and he’s been convicted of 34 felonies

An old man doesn’t need billions of dollars, he could be very happy with a million, or 2 or 3 or 4.

Joel Osteen’s mega church got $4.4 million in PPP loans, pays zero in taxes, owns two houses in Houston with one a 17,000-square-foot residence features six bedrooms, six bathrooms, three elevators, a one-bedroom guest house, and a pool house that Jesus died for.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office is like your spouse: you get in a fight with them and make them mad enough they are ABSOLUTELY bringing up shit that happened in 2011

Yeah I'm sure she's off to a great start bending the knee to Israel and corporations.

it’s wild you’re just able to openly do bribes for politicians if you use crypto now

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

Starting to think reupping with a world-historically stubborn dipshit, with even fewer impediments to his dumb/cruel whims, maybe not the wisest move

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

I miss dvd commentary tracks

video games make eleventy billion dollars a year but we can only have one website about them, and it’s owned by The Bastard Group

"Secretary of State Marco Rubio said that the government can expel legal residents from the country based on 'past, current, or expected beliefs, statements, or associations that are otherwise lawful.'" Again: the SoS said that he can expel legal residents from the country for "expected beliefs"...

If like three years ago the pundit class and democratic politicians had held to this line we wouldn't be where we are today "I don't know what the big deal is."