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I wonder, if you're a plant, does golden hour sunset light taste better? It seems like it must. 🌞🌱

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If you're here distracting yourself from the interminable forward march of time, we should be friends

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I kind of want to finance a burrito, just to say I was there. I'm super curious what it would do to my credit, too.

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Why is it that the only time people say "that's not funny" is after you've said something funny?

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This looks like a fun group but at first glance I thought it was a Castlevania-con. Maybe there's a local one to 'em; this gal could go as Yoko Belnades with zero tweaks 🦇

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It's a shame that "heavens, no!" and "hell yeah!" don't overlap in use. It doesn't seem like they should be separated by two+ generations. Btw I did a little internet digging and they appear to *not* be entomologically related.

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Can't wait to see it in person myself this summer!

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#bananaslug #Wenis

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I went in public today. Are parents getting worse at parenting?

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How is there so much male loneliness when they are all in friend zone

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Sometimes reddit cracks me up 😆 Enjoy your retirement, Buffett! You were an inspiration to my younger self.

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Well this just captures everything I love about the desert 🏜️

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With exports crashing and inventories piling up, the first 100 days of the new administration may ironically be the most effective federal climate policy in U.S. history. #econsky #climatechange

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The Onion being a bastion of journalistic integrity might be peak metamodern satire

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We're now calling dicks "jazz hotdogs"

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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.

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I can’t stop thinking about a rejection letter a friend had from a publisher for his manuscript which said, “I think I’d have really liked this, if you were more famous.” An actual person, who is paid to read books, said that.

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I can't believe I got FIRED from VOLUNTEERING at the animal shelter smh it should be illegal for them to do that

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The New Yorker was kind enough to reject this one

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