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Was messing around with the radio in this office room and heard an ai generated satire news segment that I recognized 😭

I fear that all of you have yet to learn from the past ngl

Gonna eat aluminum shavings so that they can merge with the microplastics and flesh in my body and form an unholy alloy

White people are decomposers

Another day another random message sent to a completely random person out of boredom

There is nothing that brings me both more joy and fear than the fact that youtube poops have come back

I miss when dumb people were harmless and funny, not calling the shots that ruins people's lives

"Alpha males" love ancient rome and greece yet when it comes to the most common tradition of men butt fucking each other they suddenly don't like that

This statement is no longer true. I have realized y'all are arguably bigger losers than me.

Remember, you can't fall off if you're already at the very bottom.

You can borrow mine

Once again telling all of you to listen to the band modest mouse

Why do 190 people like me who are you all

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