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cactusdoink.bsky.social
When I need a palindrome, I reach for Xanax
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#handsoff Omaha

What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?

Are we great again yet is the new I told you so.

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Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.

Trump agenda for April 1) Crash the world economy with tariffs 2) Wreck NATO by annexing Greenland 3) End 1st and 5th amendment rights for immigrants 4) Welcome measles to toughen the species 5) Pardon financial criminals 6) Help Putin smash Ukraine 7) More memecoins!

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

Elon Musk’s penis rocket and exploding car companies have been given $38 billion in government funding, but he’s cutting funding for children’s cancer research, gutting the VA’s suicide prevention hotline and letting palettes of desperately needed food expire because it’s “wasteful spending.”

Musk reportedly spent $40M on #Superbowl ads calling #USAID wasteful. Here’s how we would’ve spent that $$: 🏈Purchased HIV treatment from U.S. pharma companies to keep 1M pp alive for 1 year. Tell Congress to youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8 #saveforeignaid and #standwithUSAID

Representation without taxation for a handful of billionaires, taxation without representation for the rest of us.

This. Times infinity. It’s not about debt or efficiency.

USAID has its flaws, like any govt agency, & they shud be fixed. But it's the backbone of US "soft power", helping billions with hunger, HIV, disaster relief & more. It also makes up a small % of our GDP compared to others. Weakening it only paves the way for China to expand its global influence

I thought this manner of determining conflicts of interest applied only to Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court.

You can’t spell FELON without ELON

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

. @jahimes.bsky.social makes the case that when Donald Trump says something outrageous to get attention, it's because there's something else going on that he doesn't want to get attention.

It’s late 1934 and an American automobile magnate is supporting the German fascist party. It’s late 2024 and an ‘American’ ‘automobile’ magnate is supporting the German fascist party. www.politico.eu/article/elon...

They want us to memory hole tearing down the American flag to fly Trump’s.

Someone with 34 prior felonies is about to become president

1974’s Washington Post: “We must do everything possible to expose the corrupt president.” 2025’s Washington Post: “We must do everything possible to flatter the corrupt president.”

Christmas music music that doesn’t suck

"Where is your million dollar donation to Trump's inaugural fund?"

This guy is talking about how people need to suck it up and take a hit to their Medicare and social security. This guy, worth more than $32m. I’m getting pretty sick of incredibly rich people telling everyone else they should eat cat food and die early. FTG and everyone like him.

if Hunter Biden failing to pay his taxes on time has you outraged, wait until you hear about the guy who tried to overthrow his own government because he was mad about being a big fucking loser, and then stole classified docs and stashed them in his golf motel AND THEN GOT AWAY WITH ALL OF IT

And so it begins 😩

Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs

“What brings them together is not just fidelity to Trump, but a shared sense of having been persecuted by the departments they’ve been nominated to lead.” David Graham on the common theme of Trump's most controversial Cabinet picks: theatln.tc/LZPqs7LD