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Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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OnlyFans, but it’s just me aggressively tasering people who say “FriYay” without irony.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

He's a Master of Outrage on X. The Pay Isn't Great that's ok so what? it's not a real job

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The New York Times has finally acknowledged that Dom Lucre exists, though the sympathetic tone is revolting, as well as the fact that it presents a white-washed and embarrassingly credulous account of how Dom Lucre posted CSAM on Twitter where millions: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/06/t...

submitted 4 hours ago • 33 comments

let's get the woman on the street's take

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Thank Rafael.

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

people will just admit to anything

submitted 4 hours ago • 397 comments

Satan

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Demoolition Man (1993)

submitted 8 hours ago • 7 comments

Ah, Mary Miller — a thoroughly white-nationalist, Great Replacement-espousing, Hitler-quoting P.O.S.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

oh alright, happy dj day youtu.be/6qlUFKFHNIU?...

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

So are we just teaching our kids they have to obey anyone with a mask and an unmarked car and an oddly-fitting vest and zip ties now and go with them? Is this where we’re at?

submitted 6 hours ago • 360 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

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This is nightmare fuel www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

submitted 6 hours ago • 117 comments

Slight correction: his dad was the one who lost his medical license; David Geier himself never had a medical license and was fined for practicing medicine without a license for that. He did lie to those children's parents about having medical credentials and forged his father's signature on orders.

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The first draft of what became “Touch me, I’m sick” by Mudhoney. Too unwieldy for a chorus.

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[pharmaceutical hq] CEO: we need some new drug names MKTG GUY: cymbalta fabhalta veozah VP: ar-are you ok MKTG GUY: kisqali austedo phexxi VP: sir he’s having a stroke MKTG GUY: xgeva toujeo zeposia VP: we should call 911 MKTG GUY: xeljanz opdivo wegovy CEO: *writing* now let’s not be hasty

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

submitted 8 hours ago • 79 comments

This f**king jar of spoiled mayonnaise.

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Literally me

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i bet a half-assed coordinated effort could create a hysteria in which each of these groups think the other groups are actually taking up arms against each other. i could get one of them to believe another org took out a "low ranking member" of a third group in a driveby shooting.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

roses are red my temples are throbbin someone bring me a

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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

She has that in her spankbank

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mike johnson genuinely in the running for worst reactionary to come out of louisiana (his competition includes david duke)

submitted 7 hours ago • 394 comments

“Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows”

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

Yes please for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE show us your tits!

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Don't say "the girls are fighting". That's such an insult to girls. Four year old girls would be doing a much better job than these chuckclucks

submitted 9 hours ago • 18 comments

June 6, 1944: America leads the invasion of Normandy that begins the end of World War II June 6, 2025:

submitted 8 hours ago • 9 comments

wat

submitted 9 hours ago • 32 comments

Commentary: "Trump’s betrayal of the veterans community is unforgivable. But it is not unanswerable. We are answering. In protest. In court. In the media. At the ballot box." Today, June 6 — D-Day — thousands will rally across the country to protest.

submitted 8 hours ago • 20 comments

Gotta love GWAR! CC: @blackdolphin.bsky.social

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Just saying those things over and over and over and over and over and over doesn’t make them real.

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

The Infowars founder declared bankruptcy after families sued him for defamation and won more than a billion dollars in damages, but Jones has yet to pay them a dime.

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Ummmmmmm ...

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