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I just got back home to finally sit down and watch the parade footage and it’s 100x more embarrassing than I expected. I totally forgot the weak nations that do these spend decades perfecting them. It looked like if Fyre festival did North Korea.

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almost performance art

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A company called "Frontier Valley" has declared it will build a new Network State zone on federal land in Alameda, California. Below: A "draft" presidential executive order that would have Trump declare a "national security emergency" to permit the project. PR stunt, or aggressive new phase?

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Joke’s on you, sucker, I don’t believe in infant baptism. That baby is no more Christian than a mailbox could be. They’re gonna need to break out the Frank Robinson “here” flag.

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Maybe it’s time for me to do another pride entry grade. I’ll take a look at my backlog once I get back to California. #gunpla #pride #transrights

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GAY JEWS FTW ❤️

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Mike Lee has this lie pinned at the top of his Twitter feed. But no mention at all of the shooter who killed one and injured three at the No Kings march in Salt Lake City. Probably still trying to figure out how he’ll claim that guy was a “Marxist” too.

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People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

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I had somehow forgotten that Andrew Cuomo was married to Kerry Kennedy (RFK Jr.'s sister). I also recently learned a fun new set of coincidences that I somehow can't find any reporting on, so please enjoy these apparently unrelated stories. 🧵 And then absolutely #DontRankCuomo 1/11

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This is a United States Senator mocking the assassination of a Minnesota legislator and her husband. He pretends to be a good Mormon. He’s a sick fuck.

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It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.

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Holy shit, this is unspeakably astute & GOOD:

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ME: points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt CO-WORKER: points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt ME: takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug CO-WORKER: sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug ME: [eyes narrow] draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword

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Studio Ghibli turns 40 today! Porco Rosso (1992), production cel

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Mario Microwave Hallway @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf

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Please share widely, and attend if you're able! (Also Jess rocks)

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THREAD: The assassinations in Minnesota highlight a dirty secret hardly ever mentioned in the news: U.S. has 1.1 million private police officers. There is an unprecedented footprint of privately organized violence that is doing all sorts of things most people have no idea about.

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BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just posted this mocking Trump’s military parade.

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I need everyone to take a moment and share this if you can't donate. No one should be forced into a union of any variety that they do not want! The weaponization of such a sacred thing is despicable. 😤

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I didn't sell many Pride lolly keychains at Cambridge Pride yesterday but possibly because my makeshift curse-the-wind display didn't make them easy to see lol. If you missed them at Pride you can still find them in my Etsy shop: abistevens.etsy.com?section_id=4... #ArtShop #bsnm #LGBTQIA

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Happy Father’s Day. Whether you’re in Los Angeles, NYC, Chicago, or anywhere else in the US, stay inside if you’re not white, cis and Christian. This is real.

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After the murder and attempted murder of politicians in Minnesota, I can’t help but think about the Trump admin’s moves to strip funding and shutter programs that were meant to try to preventing these sorts of horrors. Not saying they would have prevented this one, ofc, but man… that’s a choice.

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they will say “jesus says…” but they really have no idea what jesus meant. anyway. fuck nazis and fascists and cops and presidents and kings and pastors and preachers and priests and bosses and managers…

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Hardly anyone sees any of what i’ve been posting in regards to literally keeping my son and I housed, fed, etc and there’s nothing I can do about it. The people that caused this to happen where I am so unseen are the most evil fucking people on this goddamn planet to me right now.

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I will never forget the writing “coach” who asked me to give them money to tell me I should just use chatGPT to “finesse” my articles. Needless to say I did not give them money. Nor did I take any of their “advice” seriously after that point. Writers, don’t willingly give your words to AI!

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Wiggling that tail₍₍⁽⁽🦐₎₎⁾⁾ Show this when they say “Where’s your evidence?” (It’s clearly an ebi-dance. ※ebi = shrimp in Japanese)

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If you get this joke please remember to do your stretches today.

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my heart breaks for the countless lives that will be lost because of this disgusting buffoon so many entirely preventable deaths...

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deterministic algorithms outperform text predictors when the task is not text prediction

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Okay this is absolutely horrifying - this young man posted a statement against everything going on with ICE, and now they’re threatening him with a psych hold

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this was the non-alcoholic white claw of military parades (cucumber flavor)

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There are no ethical billionaires.

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First actual major protest I go to and of course it gets fucking fired on

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I missed that Jeff Bezos sold the Post to Donald Trump directly.

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What an absolutely chilling attempt by the NYT to normalize something that is so extreme and rare.

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I really really needed to see that people hadn't given up and accepted this shit as inevitable, or (even worse) embraced it. And today showed us that beautifully. No one wanted in on his tank show, but people WERE HUNGRY to tell him to go fuck himself.

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friend is playing some firefighter simulator game and he has been documenting the ways he broke it and the most recent was spamming connecting lines from the truck until it crashed the entire game server

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The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a book about interdimensional travel. The little cat is curled up above the covers, by his feet.

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Was chatting with an Army veteran friend today who said that in his opinion there was a lot of malicious compliance going on in that parade

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Shots apparently fired at Utah no kings protest. The crowd panics and everyone starts running away.

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foreshadowing

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It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

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