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cahmehron.bsky.social
half shitposter half serious (but mostly unserious) half-full glassed kinda girl. 🇧🇧
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If kwn ever looked at me I would fold immediately

T Pain

Schoolboy

Hold on a minute why I open this app for the first time in days and I’ve got 1000 followers 😭😵‍💫

In fact, loving them less is more likely what triggers a (temporary) display of affection and desire, when they finally realize you are no longer under their spell

There’s just a certain kind of neo-soul that I immediately identify as a black british artist before I even know the artists name and right now I’m 2 for 2 on guesses for the morning 😂

Sometimes I just wanna flirt for funsies but that is frowned upon so I don’t

Anytime someone says they’re a picky eater I automatically assume their mom just can’t cook 😭

post-hoe chronicles but I came to realize two of the old roster picks were buddy buddies (after the fact) but I’m not ashamed. they’re both fine and fit as hell 😂

If I gotta go hard on a bitch ima make it look sexy

I made such a good fucking steak that simply everyone has to know how good of a steak I made

It’s fine, honestly. The words of a woman not answering honestly. A manifestation that it will be, eventually. No secret that she earnestly yearns for better speech but fervently turns to the trusty leash. Truth can’t roam farther than the brain, but the pain tears free of grasp beneath her mask.

What y’all watching sky?

The light is on but it’s two tiny gusts away from sizzling out

I’m officially at the age where all the music I grew up on is getting sampled extremely regularly 😭

I’m so tired of that damn grow glow flow song

I know my worth.

Pole is a fulllll body workout omg

started pole and ate amazing food today - yet to eat amazing cake.

I’m sorry. I just want her scent to be apart of my DNA!

If you thought Squid Game was sick and twisted, the 8 show is actually much, much worse

Ce noir was soooo good

My question is who tf is counting vape as food consumption???

Over some jeans?! Why are we disrespecting Magnus like this 😭

“When is my girl gone stop biting me” Son you better pray… I’m talking 23rd psalms prayers they never stop biting you

"I'm a freak 🤪" and ain't do nothing but rotate between missionary and doggy style alternates

Why am I seeing so much dick all of a sudden

I heard Squid Game 2 was bad but TOPs in it so I gotta watch it