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calamarities.bsky.social
Passionate homecook & a bit of a geek in general. Trying, testing, tasting and learning as much as possible. Cookbook collector. Avid gamer. #ESOFam
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submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I give you Club Tropicana- scented loo roll. Yes, this is real.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

How clever and useful! Recipe adjusted to your dish size and time you start making it. Thank you for making and sharing this, bookmarking it! 😊

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

In between mum care - reorganisation in progress... 👀

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Grew the tiniest strawberry

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

submitted 3 days ago • 558 comments

You just have to read Strong Roots by @oliahercules.bsky.social, and published in the UK today. It’s a staggering piece of writing – elegiac, angry, lyrical and powerful – about the history and fate of Ukraine, as well as a poignant memoir, and a devastatingly beautiful piece of writing.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Only two more days until it's released! 🥳 #cookbook

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

TIL!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I couldn't decide between a ham and cheese toastie or omelette so I ended up doing both and omg where has this been all my life?!

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Using only food to show where I grew up

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Thanks pizza place. I always wanted some, as a friend called it, 'vintage chilli oil' with our overpriced pizzas. 😒

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Mash, broad beans with bacon fried in pork juices, pork chop. Good food. Also, wip - things are happening. 👀

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Please enjoy this profoundly moving poem by Neyzen Tevfik (translated from Turkish)... I won't call you a shit The shit would feel bad If a piece of you fell in shit It would spoil the shit The god kneaded your dough With (literal) shit Your mother gave birth to you accidentally While shitting

submitted 8 days ago • 18 comments

Proper day off. No mum care, no doc appointments, home alone for the afternoon. 31°C outside already. Sitting in the shade, light breeze. Eating lunch, reading, sharing grapes with my bird friends, watching bumblebees and butterflies. Feeding overheated carder bees. Peace. 🥰

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

*avocado

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

One time someone said "AI simps stealing from artists when an artist calls them uncreative thieves is like someone shitting their pants to prove they don't smell bad." I think about it all the time.

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Overripe bananas turn into afternoon bite.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment