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submitted 43 days ago • 455 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Trump issues Executive Order declaring that people with “red” hair (1.5% of US pop.) do not exist and therefore have no rights. All red hair government employees must immediately color their hair to be blond brown or black, the only recognized hair colors of the US, or face dismissal.

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