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Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, vintage books, and G.I. Joe. Battle-scarred survivor of the DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of beer, bourbon, and sticky buns.
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Some self-deputized MAGA wannabe ICE douche standing guard in Looney’s Pub in Maple Lawn. His toy badge is on his right side 🙄 #FuckTrump #NoKings

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When someone’s profile on the dating app says “Not political”

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I’m rooting for the office AC to break down and not having to go in 🤞🏽

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“You wanna go out drinking, I wanna go out STINKING” -Pepé Le Pew, probably

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Illinois has enshrined protections to meet this very moment. In a time of increasing overreach and hateful rhetoric, it's more important than ever to reaffirm our commitment to the rights and dignity of the LGBTQ+ community. You have a home here always.

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Absolute sick fucks. Trump and Republicans want to use any means necessary to get rid of Americans who do not fit their white-bred image. And don’t tell me “Well, I didn’t vote for him to do that” because you absolutely fucking did when you checked/circled for the mentally unstable Felon. GFY.

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Post an iconic castle

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Looks like what happens when someone feeds Sulley after midnight.

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Reuters: US JUDGE ISSUES NATIONWIDE INJUNCTION BLOCKING TRUMP PASSPORT POLICY TARGETING TRANSGENDER PEOPLE

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I thought RFK Jr. was going to kill us all, but World War III said “hold my nuke”

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Coming to 4K UHD in September from @Criterion This Is Spinal Tap 4K UHD #FilmSky

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What I’m always looking for 😉

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Now I’m fucking pissed 😢

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This could’ve been a Signal chat.

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Wait until the World Cup next June. Tickets will sell out in Canada and Mexico.

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Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.

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I can report that Good Company’s French toast mini-doughnut is to die for 🍩😋

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I love seeing brands kill themselves.

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Back to DC for the next three days.

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If he wasn’t white, he would’ve been shot dead on sight.

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When NO KINGS reigns over your parade. #SAD 🤣

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Seated for “The Music Man” (1962) Harold Hill, a traveling con man, convinces the locals to start a band. Librarian Marian Paroo suspects Harold is a fraud. As Harold begins to develop feelings for Marian, he faces a difficult decision about skipping town. 1/2 #filmsky #nowwatching

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#NowPlaying Chet Baker “Blood, Chet and Tears” (1970; 2024 reissue) #vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #chetbaker #jazz #sundayjazz #jazzsky #musicsky #vinylsky

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#NowPlaying Stan Getz “Sweet Rain” (1967; 2024 reissue) #vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #stangetz #jazz #sundayjazz #jazzsky #musicsky #vinylsky

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Bluesky needs a community notes feature. WaPo needs to correct its post, removing “Thousands” and replacing with “Millions.”

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Seated for “The Prowler” (1951) Policeman Webb Garwood becomes infatuated with Susan Gilvray, and the two engage in an affair. Webb's obsession with Susan continues to grow, until he begins plotting to kill her husband and cash in on his life insurance policy. #filmsky #nowwatching 1/2

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I’ve seen mediocre concerts with better attendance than this farcical military parade.

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www.nokings.org

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Seated for “It Came from Outer Space” (1953) While looking through his telescope, John Putnam sees a crash-landing alien spaceship. He informs the sheriff and is ridiculed. All that changes when townsfolk start disappearing and are replaced by eerie alien duplicates. #filmsky #nowwatching 1/2

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When you’re driving home listening to the radio and Downtown Julie Brown starts talking about her grandchild.

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The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20. (Via Christopher Hale)

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The Recording Academy embraces segregation by adding a “white country” category.

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