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psyching myself up on the way to my first rodeo: act like you been there before

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

(guy who's always falling into wells voice): ₕₑₗₚ ₘₑ

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

at the shops googling "wokest vitamin water"

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

disgusted by the new sabrina carpenter album cover. where are the power tools? where are the goggles? where are the piles of sawdust? the temerity to call oneself a "carpenter" and not even throw the tiniest of bones to the profession is a disgrace. never listened to her before but now i never will

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

I love life, shout out to life.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i have utmost faith in my petard

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the prion industrial complex

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

(guy who's been damned for awhile now): well i'll be damned

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

thanks for the like. i love how many emojis your name has in it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

big mouth billy bass' bass mouth is not that big

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

maddening state of affairs brochachos

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

[getting sent a screenshot of a post by a big account that through some quirk of fate followed me back but has never interacted with a single one of my posts]: that's my mutual 😎

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

shaved the top of my head to become a samurai but apparently it's more complicated than that

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

as a park ranger i'd say this park ranges between 150 and 200 feet and is on the smaller end

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Am I the arsehole for baking me nan a scrumptious mince pie ?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Toast water

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

trains must love gum

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

oh your website has new features? sick, i'd love a tutorial. mandatory if possible

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments