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sneeze: the means of production \\ Toronto \\ he/him
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Thinking about the guy who was always wearing pajamas at the club in Toronto in the mid 2000s. Hope he’s good

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Trump nicknaming him “Newscum” is really a weird parallel with my growing theory that Newsom is just the Smiler to Trump’s Beast, in Transmetropolitan terms

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Is dry cat/dog food just meat flavoured cereal?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being goofy

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Conservatives: Los Angeles is a third-world landfill war zone where nobody trusts anyone, where even eye contact invites Street Violence Average Angeleno: hey man how’s it going

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

submitted 4 days ago • 579 comments

War Thunder is so funny to me - the concept of a free-to-play game with little to no gameplay, but an incredibly detailed damage and ballistics model, up to the point where there are regular leaks of state military secrets on its forums - to the point that it’s becoming cliche to even point out

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

submitted 6 days ago • 897 comments

Kaiketsu Zubat is the best show ever made

submitted 7 days ago • 15 comments

It's extraordinary how brutal police are willing to be, the lengths to which they are willing to go, the internal solidarity they are willing to show, in order to deliver to U.S. citizens—the protection of whom is their ostensible jobs—the clear message, "we are at war with you."

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

communist daughter by neutral milk hotel, now with more semen ! youtube.com/shorts/D3TWa...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It seems like Meltdown May fall later in the year this time…must be the impact of climate change

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Pokemon Unionize Your Apartment Building

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Okay, I’ve gotta admit: this is funny

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submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

submitted 12 days ago • 228 comments

we have to talk about the soap open.substack.com/pub/marinaxd...

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

You can tell at heart I have some Cop Tendencies because I support the UN in Alpha Centauri in no small part because “Well, the Big Space Boat Rulebook says Brother Lal is in charge and who am I to argue?”

submitted 16 days ago • 12 comments

Me in early alcoholism / me in later alcoholism

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments