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if i'm going to enjoy a video game i need to be assured that as few people as possible got paid to create it

my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

A bit of a wander home.

buenos dias

these days you're really not allowed to have the BOY WANTED sign up in a candy store anymore

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

i got the ick cause he spelled it pneumonics [slowly backspacing entire post] We must work and play together as in days gone.

comic about my high school job

ennui

smoking a goint

[texting family group chat] Gotta run to the store, can you guys go to your crates?

Good news guys

can't stop saying "eggs! they're all over the place"

i drew the dream sequence from tarkovsky's stalker

you need to understand elon musk's psychological journey as all being downstream from when he was cursed by god with the most embarrassing possible accent (white south african)

sad news the bible study group that meets in the coffee shop are having a meeting to decide whether to become a fascist bible study group

Lmbo

my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today

Tiult

insane how hard pseudonyms fell off in the 21st century

i'm struck by how the large amounts of money are the sole possible element of interest in mrbeast's ideas. could you live in a room - for a million dollars? could you sit in a chair - for a million dollars? idk, man. probably

🌿Pokémon Champion Gutoto🌿

theres a stereotype that christians are really modest and repressed but idk man these guys are the only ones having weekly brunch meetings with the boys to talk about how the sex is going with their wives

Dinos land

lmao